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Man Finds Wife Working in a Brothel

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hooker

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WARSAW — A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.

The man was also shocked to learn that his wife also enjoyed Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

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Castro Shows Solidarity with The Jewish People

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Sep 22, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Castro Shows Solidarity with The Jewish PeopleRefuses to pay retail.

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Senator Craig Signals Resignation

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Larry Craig

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Senator Craig Signals Resignation...By tapping his left foot twice and swiping his outstretched thumb in a rearward direction, the universally recognized sign for "I have to be going now."

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New Poll Says Ban Text Messages While Driving

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Aug 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cell Phone

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New Poll Says Ban Text Messages While DrivingA Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.

Such as:

OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM! :o TTYL

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Nicole Richie Sentenced to 90 Hours

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Nicole Richie

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Nicole Richie Sentenced to 90 Hours"90 Hours! That's not fair! ...How many days is that?"

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Disney Bans Smoking in it's Movies

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Disney

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Disney Bans Smoking in it's MoviesStill allowed:

1. Murder
2. Rape
3. Pillage
4. Trans Fats

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Fidel Castro Says His Health Is Better

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Submitted: May 24, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Fidel Castro

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Fidel Castro Says His Health Is BetterAfter getting a look at his latest visitor.

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Only in New York #213

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 22, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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New York

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Only in New York #21322nd and 6th Ave

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Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-Turner

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-TurnerDennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.

When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."

Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way."

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The Press Is So Negative!

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 11, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Press Is So Negative!A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.

The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.

All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".

Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?

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