"Fact Funnier than Fiction Department" - Toyota's fast gas pedals are manufactured in Elkhart, Indiana.  Elkhart is also the home of Miles Laboratories, the people who gave us "Speedy" Alka-Seltzer!

CBS has rejected a gay dating website ad for the Super Bowl broadcast.  Guess they don't like guys grabbing each other and grunting - unless it's twenty two at a time!

Finally, a stimulus that will work for General Motors - Toyota gas pedals!

John Edwards feels "extraordinarily sad" about his marriage breaking up and still  "feels deeply" about his wife.  When asked how he feels about his mistress, he said, "Also deeply.  About 4 1/2 inches deeply."

Two police officers were just suspended for the rest of the year. They showed incredibly bad judgment by showing up at the pistol range with a basketball.

Toyota is recalling over 1 million cars due to a safety problem.  Saab has also announced a recall:  "That blue one with the Jersey plates and the ripped passenger seat".

Have you seen "Extraordinary Measures"?  It's the story of Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser doing anything in their power to save the dying box office of their film "Extraordinary Measures"!

There's a new beef jerky that's combined with caffeine.  Why stop there?  Just add some tobacco, sugar, and chili on top and save us all the trip to  "7-11".

Italian scientists want to exhume Leonardo da Vinci's skull to try to see if the Mona Lisa might actually be a self portrait.  When I go, they'll dig me up to see if I was a stick figure.

A museum visitor recently ripped and practically destroyed a Picasso portrait.  It looks terrible now; one eye is four inches above the other and the nose is nothing but a triangle.