Researchers in Spain discovered that men who drank 3 or more shots of liquor per day had 50% less heart disease as well as 28% more sex with a transvestite named "Penelope Cruzin'." [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: alcohol drinking liquor science
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

On Thursday, San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum was awarded the NL Cy Young by the Baseball Writers Association and High Times Magazine. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Sports
Keywords: linececum cy young pot marijuana
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

 Swedish scientists announced that men married to smart women live longer, so I updated my eHarmony profile to read, "Marry me - or die!" [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

In Minneapolis, a linguist revealed that he only spoke Klingon to his son for the first 3 years of his life, prompting conservatives to hail this as more effective at stopping teen pregnancy than abstinence-only sex education. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Weird
Keywords: weird star trek klingon language conservatives sex education
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

will be Twittered, and wars will be Tweet-Ups. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: twitter tweet tweet-up twittered
Added: Fri, 27 Feb 2009

A high school principal in Southern California canceled a school production of Rent to prevent portrayals of homosexual characters. Hopefully she'll accept my puppet show alternative, Avenue Q. Nothing says wholesome, non-gay fun more than an acting troupe singing with their hands shoved up the back of a same-sex muppet. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: gay rent production cancel avenue q muppet gay puppet
Added: Thu, 19 Feb 2009

In January, Ben & Jerry's revealed the new Obama-inspired ice cream, Yes Pecan! The new Bush ice cream should be "Iraqi Road." If a better flavor comes along, they won't change the name - because that is ice cream leadership. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Political
Keywords: bush obama ben amp; jerrys ice cream leadership
Added: Wed, 11 Feb 2009

Duke researchers reported today they are close to developing the technology for a cloak of invisibility. Apparently Duke researchers have never been the fat lady in an LA singles bar. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: cloak invisibility invisible fat lady singles bar
Added: Thu, 15 Jan 2009

On Tuesday, a Southwest pilot was stopped before flying a plane on suspicion of having a blood alcohol content over 0.04. In related news, it's perfectly legal to fly a commercial flight with a blood alcohol content of exactly 0.04. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: southwest pilot dui joke fui
Added: Fri, 9 Jan 2009

After leaving office, Dick Cheney is planning a fishing vacation to the Snake River. Instead of using bait, Cheney catches fish by shooting them in the face. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Political
Keywords: political dick cheney inauguration
Added: Thu, 8 Jan 2009

Today Hugh Jackman was named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine, celebrity bloggers and legions of female comic book fans who fancy excessive bodyhair. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: people sexiest man alive hugh jackman
Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008

In Bucks County, PA, a naked man has been grabbing joggers and holding them in a bear hug before fleeing. Here in San Francisco, these incidents go unreported to police and occur on days ending in "y". [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Weird
Keywords: naked man joggers jogging bear hug san francisco
Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008

...because the quality control people couldn't remember tasting anything. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: diet food news
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

...it's important to remember that you cannot be fired. It's called a "downsizing of workforce" or a "reduction in headcount" or "the crazy lady with the chihuahua in a tutu go bye-bye"... [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: economy news layoffs fired
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

I just received a junk mail in my inbox that said, "Learn to read today!" Great idea! I'll read my e-mails instead of what I usually do - stare cluelessly at the pretty Hotmail screen. Once I'm literate, I'll be able to read the scripts when I record my podcasts for the deaf. [more]

Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Weird
Keywords: email computer junk mail
Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008