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Phrases never seen in a horoscope: you are average. There will be no adventures in your life. You are so boring you may never leave the house. You are best suited for janitorial work. [more]


Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: horoscope average loser underachiever
Added: Wed, 7 May 2008

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On Wednesday, Amy Winehouse was arrested on suspicion of drug offenses. In related news, Nostradamus was hospitalized for exhaustion. [more]


Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: winehouse drugs nostradamus
Added: Wed, 7 May 2008

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In Austria, Josef Fritzl was arrested for imprisoning his daughter for 24 years and fathering her three children. And you thought you had daddy issues. [more]


Author: Cara Tramontano
Category: News
Keywords: austria
Added: Tue, 6 May 2008

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