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Lindsay Lohan is gay !

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment

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Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently "gone gay."
"Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate - AND GAY !

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Kill Obama Says Clinton

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: May 23, 2008
Category: Political

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Barack Obama
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"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. You know I just, I don't understand it," she said, dismissing the idea of dropping out.

Furthermore the NRA has complained of receiving Obama's daily itinerary from the Clinton campaign with the Target logo in bold red on the envelopes.

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Protesting the Chinese

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Apr 9, 2008
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Olympics
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San Francisco where I exist most of the time is going through a wild upheaval due to the arrival of the olympic torch in the city. The new 'in' thing to do is to protest the Chinese... so I did it. Just two hours later I was hungry for protests again.

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Two headed baby

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2008
Category: Weird

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Dirty Mouth
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An Indian girl, born with four eyes, two noses and two mouths is watched by another child as she rests on a cot at the Saini Village of Noida, some 55 kms from New Delhi, on April 5. The parents of the girl say that the toddler is doing well and that they have no plans for a surgery. The infant seemed to be in agreement when it nodded . However the OTHER head seemed to be yelling 'Hey CUT THIS BITCH OFF OF ME'!

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Protests in Tibet

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2008
Category: Political

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Olympics
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The Chinese government is denying the fact that the Tibetan monks are leading the protests . The official Chinese position is 'There are no protests'. I would be much more inclined to believe the Chinese gov't if they weren't planning to light the Olympic torch with a burning monk !

Tapan - www.indiancomedian.com

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My Carbon FootPrint

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Mar 2, 2008
Category: Political

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Dirty Mouth
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So if my carbon footprint is HUGE does that mean I have a HUGE carbon penis ?

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Poor John Edwards

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Political

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Barack Obama
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Did you guys catch the Democratic debate debacle ?
The gloves came off huh! Hillary going after Obama,
Obama going after Hillary. Edwards watching them helplessly.
He can't support one or the other.
If he sides with Hillary he is a racist.
If he sides with Obama he is a sexist.
If he sides with himself he is a loser !!

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Reagan Library

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Ronald Reagan
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The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum can't locate or account for tens of thousands of valuable mementos of Reagan's White House years, according to a published report. - Shit even his library has Alzheimers. Which means that The water fountain in front of the Bill Clinton library should be going off every 20 minutes and the GW Bush library would be non existent.

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Cancer Deaths Drop

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Republican
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Good news on the cancer front: Death rates are dropping faster than ever, thanks to new progress against colorectal cancer.New diagnoses are down roughly 2.5 percent a year for both men and women, thanks to screening tests that can spot precancerous polyps in time to remove them and thus prevent cancer from forming.

Rejoice Republicans - apparently there ARE advantages to shoving your head up your asses !

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Prius Vs Hummer

By: Tapan Trivedi (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2007
Category: Political

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San Francisco
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I drive a Prius .I got into an argument with the driver of a Hummer. He said my car looks like a shoe. I told him it give me 50 miles per gallon. He told me 'I can take my car off roading on a mountain.' I told him ' I could take my car to protests in San Francisco.'.

Seems he got the hint and ran away crushing Mazda Miata's in the parking lot.

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