#1.....More trouble for the Jay leno show.  The latest numbers are out and his ratings have slipped to their lowest ever.  Its gotten so bad he is asking the government for a bailout.
 
#2....But Leno's moods are surprisingly high....even though he is taking it on the chin !!
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Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Wed, 11 Nov 2009

This weekend i attended a wedding in which the bride was visibly pregnant.  It was kinda weird .......its like if  you see a wrecked car at a body shop.....Your not sure when it happened  but you know there has been an accident !!  [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
Category: Weird
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Added: Sun, 11 Oct 2009

 Did you hear we bombed the moon today at 6:31am central time. Nasa used 3 bombs....2 were constructed by nasa engineers and the other bomb was the 2007 Jennifer lopez- Ben Affleck movie "GILI [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Fri, 9 Oct 2009

I just saw a business that specializes in putting pictures on caskets....all kind of pics....lighthouses, jungle scenes even firetrucks battling a blaze??.....i dont want fire associated with my death ....what does that tell people about where you think you are headed !  The only thing worse would be getting nasa to install heat shields on the bottom ! [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
Category: Weird
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Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009

ABC is trying to find their new cast for the next season of Dancing with the Stars and one of the people they are seriously talking to is Stevie Wonder .......Unfortunatly the early reports are that Stevie says he cant SEE himself doing it. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Thu, 11 Dec 2008

Did you hear Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail for promoting dogfighting......

Some people think it’s a short sentence but in dog years its 13 years. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
Category: Sports
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Added: Tue, 11 Dec 2007

BRAD PITT was in New Orleans yesterday to announce plans to build at least 150 eco-friendly homes in the city.......

Angelina Jolie meanwhile is adopting the entire 9th Ward [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Tue, 4 Dec 2007

A new study by gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby reveals to the New England Journal of Medicine that staring at women's breasts can prolong a man's life by as much as 5 years..........

Unless your wife catches you !! [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Mon, 3 Dec 2007

Thailand's People's Power Party is outraged with a political opponent for bribing male voters with Viagra instead of cash........

Wow... giving out Viagra for votes??? Well, i'm sure this way they won't have to worry about dangling chads. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Mon, 3 Dec 2007

Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in the country that is responsible for the recalls of toys due to traces of lead this year. Ms.Hilton was in China........

China has however now issued a recall of Paris due to a traces of........EVERYTHING. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007

Doctors began operating Today on a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs in an extensive surgery that they hope will leave the girl with a normal body......

But if they aren’t able to remove all her extra arms and legs im pretty sure when she grows up she will never loose at TWISTER. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Tue, 6 Nov 2007

After an outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls, education officials in Portland Main have decided to allow one school's health center to make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11.....

The bad news is that young girls wont be able to take their birth control pills due to the child proof cap. [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Thu, 18 Oct 2007

A 60-year-old single Japanese woman has become pregnant after traveling to the United States for a donated fertilised egg and she is planning on breast feeding her baby when she gives birth. Breast feeding at 60?

I'm worried the baby is going to grow up to like milk past its expiration date ! [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Thu, 4 Oct 2007

Did you hear that Brittany Spears has to hand over her kids to their father Kevin Federline.....

Upon hearing the verdict Brittany said it will be the hardest things for her to do as soon as she remembers where she left them [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Tue, 2 Oct 2007

An Indian entrepreneur has started a service for people that have never been on an airplane to experience what its like to be on a real airplane. The flight crew demonstrates all the safety drills of a real flight even though the the plane sits motionless on the runway and never takes off. It’s the Bahadur Chand Gupta's Airbus 300......or english translation JET BLUE [more]

Author: Steve Stevens
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Added: Tue, 2 Oct 2007