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Steve Stevens
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"When life give hands you lemons....find a person that life has handed them vodka and have a party"

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Pregnant wedding

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Oct 11, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

360 Jokes  9 Videos

This weekend i attended a wedding in which the bride was visibly pregnant.  It was kinda weird .......its like if  you see a wrecked car at a body shop.....Your not sure when it happened  but you know there has been an accident !! 


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Moon go boom !

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Space

271 Jokes  3 Videos

 Did you hear we bombed the moon today at 6:31am central time. Nasa used 3 bombs....2 were constructed by nasa engineers and the other bomb was the 2007 Jennifer lopez- Ben Affleck movie "GILI


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Buried in style

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Sep 28, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Space

271 Jokes  3 Videos

I just saw a business that specializes in putting pictures on caskets....all kind of pics....lighthouses, jungle scenes even firetrucks battling a blaze??.....i dont want fire associated with my death ....what does that tell people about where you think you are headed !  The only thing worse would be getting nasa to install heat shields on the bottom !


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Stevie on Dancing with the Stars

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Dancing with the Stars

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ABC is trying to find their new cast for the next season of Dancing with the Stars and one of the people they are seriously talking to is Stevie Wonder .......Unfortunatly the early reports are that Stevie says he cant SEE himself doing it.


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Vick is sentenced !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick

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Did you hear Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail for promoting dogfighting......

Some people think it’s a short sentence but in dog years its 13 years.

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Brad and Ang to the rescue

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Brad Pitt

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BRAD PITT was in New Orleans yesterday to announce plans to build at least 150 eco-friendly homes in the city.......

Angelina Jolie meanwhile is adopting the entire 9th Ward

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Wanna live longer?? Look at women

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 3, 2007
Category: News  
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Marriage

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A new study by gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby reveals to the New England Journal of Medicine that staring at women's breasts can prolong a man's life by as much as 5 years..........

Unless your wife catches you !!

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Vote for me...get Viagra

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Viagra

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Thailand's People's Power Party is outraged with a political opponent for bribing male voters with Viagra instead of cash........

Wow... giving out Viagra for votes??? Well, i'm sure this way they won't have to worry about dangling chads.

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Paris in China !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Nov 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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China

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Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in the country that is responsible for the recalls of toys due to traces of lead this year. Ms.Hilton was in China........

China has however now issued a recall of Paris due to a traces of........EVERYTHING.

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Girl with 4 arms and 4 legs

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: News  
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Doctor

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Doctors began operating Today on a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs in an extensive surgery that they hope will leave the girl with a normal body……

But if they aren’t able to remove all her extra arms and legs im pretty sure when she grows up she will never loose at TWISTER.

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