Roughly 2/3rds of the population will be killed by gas, lethal injection, or exposure to a Miley Cyrus song.

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Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been going without hair gel.  

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Farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.

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With its city council’s approval, Oakland could soon be one of the nation’s largest exporters of marijuana. Right up there with every high school parking lot in the country.

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Farmers can now grow large marijuana farms in Oakland. Incidentally, Michael Phelps and Dunkin Donuts announced they’re relocating to Oakland.

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Oakland’s city council approved a measure letting farmers start large marijuana farms. Incidentally, they also approved a measure letting farmers start Scooter Pie, Glazed Donut and Cheese Doodle farms.

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A new movie about Facebook is coming out. There’s one in the works for Twitter, too. But it’s only 140 characters long.

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He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does. 

With his new mechanical heart-pumping device, Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse. There go his chances for working at a temp agency. 

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By sending ticket prices into the stratosphere, the Yankees owner actually managed to take more money from New Yorkers than the Great Recession.