Wow, Obama is recycling Clintonistas!  How's that for a change?!

Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change? Did you say "change"?  All of them!  One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to hope.

What is Obama's change?

Replacement of "Difficulty of Financial Growth" with "Growth of Financial Difficulty".

Number of campaign workers for Barack Obama's campaign have lined up at the headquarters waiting to get paid.  The campaign said they will try to reimburse them.  However, what these workers don't realize, is that the "wealth" they earned is being redistributed as I type this.

Barack Obama is holding a press conference:

- Mr. President-Elect, you have clearly stated your position regarding the fiscal mismanagement by the Bush administration and its failed economic policies.  Yet you did not express your disapproval in Bush-Paulson government takeover of major US Banks, as well possible takeover of the insurance industry.  Are you not opposed to the George Bush's nationalization of the private industry? 

- Opposed?  I fully support it!

- So you actually support Bush Policies?

- This is not George Bush I knew.

When asked why he won't put his right hand on his heart, when standing to the National Anthem, Barack Hussein Obama said that it's not necessary to do so to show one's patriotism.

When asked why he won't wear his lapel flag pin, Barack Hussein Obama said that it's not necessary to do so to show one's patriotism.

After his inaugural address, when Barack Hussein Obama takes a pocket version of US constitution, and runs it through a shredder on the podium, he will naturally be asked, why does he not have regard for the most sacred document in the land.   He will reply, that it's not necessary to do so to show one's patriotism.

Tim Horton's announced today that they are giving away free donuts to everyone who voted.  I'm thinking of taking off work, running over to Tim Horton's across the street, and telling them that I was registered by ACORN - that way I can get enough donuts for everyone in my group!

Barack Obama is in his sixth term as the president.  Secretary of Education, Bill Ayers, one day asks the president,
"Barack, I know we've done a great job educating our youth to be the party loyalists, and that we have curtailed any inappropriate political speech, but I have heard that you actually collect political jokes about yourself????"

"Actually, Bill, it's true.  I do have a sense of humor, and do collect jokes about myself."

"And how many have you collected?"

"About sever or eight reeducation camps-worth."

The year is 2025!  US and Russia are in the midst of CWW II (Cold World War II).  Newly elected Russian president concludes his acceptance speech with,
"... We will fight the communist aggression and make the world safe for democracy!"

This is met with the reply from the White House by the President and General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the United States (CCCPUS) Barack Obama,
"The capitalist oppressors and imperialists are threatening to oppress the proletariat of the entire world!"