Today, Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of consorting with a global extremist. A leading figure in sabotaging the future health and well-being of America. An enemy of the State and a convicted criminal.

Obama and his daughters went to McDonald’s and had their picture taken with The Hamburglar.

Tata Motors has been forced to move its production location of the Nano from Singur, India, because of protests over the corrupt seizing of farmland for it's factory complex. This means that their name in West Bengal is now Caca and their car will be a Nono.

Iowa Woman Finds Bat In Coffee Maker

Heartless Frank Booth: " Sometimes when I'm making coffee if I can't find the measure I just wing it. Guess I need to be more careful."

The marriage of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston has been reclassified from shotgun wedding to federally mandated emergency bailout.

A Federal regulator explains bailout strategy to Sarah Palin in terms she can understand. Explaining " Look, Sarah, here comes Mr. Bailout to save Mrs. Goldman Sachs."

I hate to correct Jay Leno on the true meaning of Sarah Palin's code "Denali" to the Secret Service. When looking at Denali, or Palin, it is easy to see two big bumps and nothing but air above them.

The idea of Palin as President of the United States has many of us questioning term limits. If McPain is going to win, I want another four years of Bush, war and recession, thank you very much. 

George W. Bush marked September 11th with silence. People around the world agree it was his most intelligent statement to date.

Sarah Palin compared hockey moms to pit bulls, saying the difference is that "one wears lipstick". While hockey moms may wear lipstick, pit bulls rarely let their offspring get pounded without some protection. 

Bristol Palin, captured on film here giving a "meet me in the parking lot in 2 minutes for XXX" sign to a male hockey gangmember while using a baby as a human shield.