So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell. 

Thousands of Michael Jackson fans gathered at Harlem's Apollo Theater to celebrate his life and music.

It's weird that they are honoring him at the Apollo considering he wasn't really black anymore.

The National Prison Rape Elimination Commission issued an extensive report, five years in making, that found that more than 60,000 inmates are sexually abused every year.

I never thought the words "prison rape" and "commission" would be in the same name.

Philippine police say a contestant of the Bulgarian reality show "Survivor" has died of a heart attack while filming on an island beach.

Apparently the Bulgarian version actually lives up to the name of the show.

The World Meteorological Organization has retired the name Ike because of the destruction the storm caused which included 100 casualties and an estimated $19.3 billion in property damage.

On another note, the Cincinnati Reds are still not allowed to formally retire Pete Roses number because of his ban for betting on baseball.

Singer Susan Boyle has been hospitalized and is being treated for exhaustion after finishing her stint on Britains Got Talent.

I am also being treated for exhaustion after hearing too much about Susan Boyle.

I recently noticed that Northwest Airlines now goes by the initials NWA.

Apparently they will now be offering flights Straight Outta Compton.

Israeli intelligence reported that Terror groups are using Facebook to recruit other potential terrorists.

Apparently they found this information out when they received an application for "Pick Your 5 Favorite Places to Bomb."

The Superior Council of Scientific Investigations in Spain has found that the air in Madrid and Barcelona contains trace amounts of cocaine, amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids and lysergic acid — a relative of LSD.

It kind of makes you wonder whether Spanish people are actually running from a Bull or are just wasted.

A 4 year old girl from Florida died last week when the family's 27 inch flat-screen TV fell over on her while she was watching cartoons. Recent studies have actually shown that in the past 2 years over 17,000 children have been injured by falling flat-screen TVs.

Apparently human beings aren't the only ones who think childhood obesity is a problem.