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Phil Murphy
 "They Call Alabama the Crimson Tide, Call me Phil Murphy"


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Registered on: 06/26/07
Location: New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/phm195

Biography:

Comedian living in NYC.

www.thephilmurphy.com

www.myspace.com/thephilmurphy
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Beyonces new name

Submitted: Oct 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Beyonce Knowles
9 Jokes

 Beyonce Knowles has recently changed her name for her new album coming out. Her new name is Sasha Fierce. She justified the name change by saying:

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."

Hey Jay-z I think we just found your 100th problem. Turns out it is a bitch and shes insane.


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Sheriff takes Shaq's badge away

Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Shaquille O'Neal
18 Jokes

Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

I think they should have taken his badge away for not being a cop.

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Woman Hits Kids on Flight

Submitted: Jul 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Airport
237 Jokes  1 Videos

An FBI affidavit alleges that Tamera Jo Freeman, 38, hit and cursed at her 4-year-old daughter and 2-year-old son during a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco to Denver last Monday.

This has inspired a new movie: Cunts On A Plane

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Bush getting a colonoscopy

Submitted: Jul 20, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

President Bush
568 Jokes  16 Videos

President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Very Unfair. Bush gets a skinny tube and we get a Dick.

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Michael Vick

Submitted: Jul 18, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Michael Vick
48 Jokes

So Michael Vick has been indicted on charges of running a Dog Fighting operation at some property he owns in Virginia.

One thing Michael Vick cannot be accused or indicted of and that is thinking outside the box when pondering the question, "What Would I Do if I had a Million Dollars."

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Pedophilia not just a Catholic Church problem

Submitted: Jul 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Religion
656 Jokes  13 Videos

The Vatican released a Statement today saying that pedophilia is not just a Catholic Church problem, and that other institutions should take steps to acknowledge and deal with such “wickedness” within their own ranks.

You hear that Kevin Bacon.

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Spice Girls reunite for World Tour

Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Spice Girls
11 Jokes

Big news story today revealed that The Spice Girls recently announced they will all be back together again for a World tour that kicks off sometime next year. Its the first time the five of them have been together since the late 90's.

Breaking news also reveals that somewhere somebody mowed their lawn today.

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1408

Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

I recently saw the new John Cusack movie 1408. This is a very intense psychological thriller.

Essentially, its The Ring meets The Shining meets The Ninth Gate meets Say Anything.

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13 year old girl that lost her feet

Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: News  

Apparently the 13 year old girl who lost both of her feet on a rollercoaster ride is in Stable condition at her hospital.

Stable??? I dont know about you but if I lost both my feet, I'd be falling down all over the place.

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Ooops, Is she gonna do it again??

Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Kevin Federline
65 Jokes  3 Videos

In reports splashed all over the internet, rumors have been brought up that America's favorite skinhead Britney Spears has wanted to discontinue her divorce with Kevin Federline. Apparently Britney wants to give K-Fed another chance and she "wants her family back." Yet apparently, K-Fed ain't havin' it...Stay tuned for further details.



On a much lighter note, the US death toll in Iraq has reached 3,621....Hit Me Baby One More Time!!!!

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