....name two things in Al’s life that no matter what he did or said, grew colder.

A drunken Pennsylvania resident 'tried to revive a dead opossum' in the middle of the road.  Residents of West Virginia and Tennessee have reportedly called the man’s technique ‘embarrassing’…..

........spent nearly $2,000 for expenses to a Hollywood bondage club.  Seems they were just doing research on being bound, gagged and told what to do…. in preparation of American life under Obama.

..... fertility patients should add acupuncture to regimen.  Does adding more pricks to the process really make a difference?

Tiger Woods' caddy says sex scandal came as a surprise…. However, he was also surprised when told we put a man on the moon and elected a black president.

...... Democrats think it's a pill

   ….. Republicans think it’s a suppository 

.....the International Crash Test Dummy Union is suing for unsafe working conditions.

Michelle Obama thinks doubts about her have eased….. I doubt that.

With an unfortunate slip of the tongue, Tiger said he will rely upon the practice of “Bootyism” to get through his troubles times..