Tim Warner Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/nevergonnamakeit http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/users/m/nevergonnamakeit.jpg Tim Warner http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/nevergonnamakeit The latest jokes from Tim Warner courtesy of DailyComedy.com Tim Warner <![CDATA[Hey, look over there...]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14263 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14263/#comment Political

Joe “The Plumber” was said 23 times during the last debate. We should not be disrespectful, let’s call him by his real name, Joe “The Distraction.”
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Author: Tim Warner
Category: Political
Keywords: joe plummer debate
Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14263 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:03:54 -0700 Joe the plummer debate Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[Conspiracy Theorist ??]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13862 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13862/#comment Political

Some people say I’m a conspiracy nut and I don’t think that’s true. I just believe everything I’m not told  [more]


Author: Tim Warner
Category: Political
Keywords: osama bin laden george bush 9/11
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13862 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:13:39 -0700 Osama Bin Laden George Bush 9/11 Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[Where in the world is Bin Laden?]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13855 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13855/#comment Political

Our government is having a tough time finding Osama Bin Laden; only because the Muslim Religion doesn’t allow tombstones.
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Author: Tim Warner
Category: Political
Keywords: osama bin laden george bush 9/11
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13855 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:54:53 -0700 Osama Bin Laden George Bush 9/11 Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[Never Forget]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13854 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13854/#comment Political

Our government told us to never forget September 11th. So that way we’ll forget how much they were scumbags on the 10th.
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Author: Tim Warner
Category: Political
Keywords: osama bin laden george bush 9/11
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13854 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:53:51 -0700 Osama Bin Laden George Bush 9/11 Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[A Dunkin' Donuts Connection?]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13849 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13849/#comment Weird

I have a feeling I can't connect with people. Like every time I go to Dunkin' Donuts I order a chocolate frosted donut and they always put it in the bag upside down. And to me, that's a lost connection; because I didn't order a plain donut and a chocolate frosted bag. [more]


Author: Tim Warner
Category: Weird
Keywords: dunkin donuts rachel ray chocolate frosted
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13849 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:24:43 -0700 dunkin donuts rachel ray chocolate frosted Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[My future dictated by Axl]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13838 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13838/#comment Weird

I act like I know everything, but what do I know? I've got a Guns 'N' Roses tattoo; which basically means I'm branded a moron for the rest of my life. I didn't even get when Slash was in the band. [more]


Author: Tim Warner
Category: Weird
Keywords: axl rose guns n roses slash tattoo
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13838 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:13:02 -0700 Axl Rose Guns N Roses Slash Tattoo Tim Warner Tim Warner <![CDATA[Downs Syndrome + 2 = 5]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13766 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13766/#comment Political

Did you hear Sarah Palin named her kid with Down Syndrome “Trig”? Yeah, like that kid's ever gonna be able to do math. That's just cruel. What?! Are you going to have a kid in a wheelchair and name him Walker?!     [more]


Author: Tim Warner
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin trig down syndrome math milf mccain
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13766 Fri, 5 Sep 2008 08:03:43 -0700 Sarah Palin Trig Down Syndrome Math Milf McCain Tim Warner