No. 1:

Will "Ghost" now be re-classified as a documentary?

No 2:

What will Patrick Swayze be most fondly remembered for?

....he made the reacharound both acceptable and relevant in today's cinema.

1/ Official cause of death: "The Boogie". The Sunshine, Moonlight and the Good Times were released after extensive questioning showed they could not be blamed. (joke attributed to Ugggggh Tommy)

2/ The body bag had a lesser plastic content than its occupant

3/  ...and you thought he smelled "Bad" before..

4/ He's releasing two new posthumous albums: "Chiller" and "Gangrenous"

5/  Q. What's a Jackson fo(u)r?
      A. Nothing. That's just the number that remain!

6/ He should have been the tinman in "The Wiz", at least that way he woulda got a new heart.

7/ His heart just stopped - "It had obviously Got Enough" (joke attributed to Bo)

8/ At least he won't need makeup for the Thriller video remake

9/ Michael Jackson is in heaven and he meets God.

    God says "Come to me, my child."
    MJ thinks, "I know where this is heading..."

10/ Macaulay Culkin's new movie: "Weekend Home Alone at Bernie's"