Last night over a million people went on youtube to watch U2 stream their concert live. Their concert was the second most popular video on youtube, next to "Adorable Kitten In A Box."

Kate Gosselin, from the hit TLC show Please Leave America, will soon be a guest host on The View. She will be the most useless and "How are you famous?" co-host since Sherri Shepherd, Elisabeth Hasselback, and Joy Behar. 

In order to get out of their massive debt, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suggested the state of California auction off various items on Ebay. However, Schwarzenegger has secretly been saving up the money to buy the new English edition of Rosetta Stone.

Former UFC champion Chuck Liddell will be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Liddell will be the second most intimidating man in the cast next to Kelly Osbourne

Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe competition last night, the combination of her performance and another Miss Universe competition sent the fight for women's equality back 100 years.

Michael Vick has been getting a ton of press coverage lately. In order to gain as much attention as Vick, Donte Stallworth is currently working on a documentary called "24 Days for DUI Manslaughter: Suck It America."

The new Judd Apatow film Funny People, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, opens on Friday. Rumor has it the film will reveal the key to a successful comedy career, Judaism.

The mayors of two New Jersey cities have been arrested for corruption, international money laundering, and involvement in an illegal human organ selling ring. 

The Mayors claim they are indeed guilty for two out of the three charges. However they claim the third charge should count as chairty work. Even after death, people still want to leave New Jersey. 

Assault charges against Kiefer Sutherland have recently been dropped. The Manhattan District Attorney said five more seasons of 24 would be punishment enough.

Today in Iran police fired tear gas and bullets in the air to get people to leave a protest. Many of the protesters resisted until the police started showing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.