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Milo Bennton
 "If it offends, it's usually funny as shit"


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Registered on: 08/18/07
Location: Troy, OH
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/milo5150

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Just a working stiff with some thoughts that need to be heard.
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What a meal

Submitted: Aug 18, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Parents
748 Jokes  18 Videos

I just got done going to the New Orleans Bistro. What a friggin trip!! It all starts when you walk up and a teenage mother with four kids asks you for a handout. Then about the time they bring your meal out, a gang comes out and drowns you with water and blows your meal across the room with a leaf blower. Next, two black guys try to take your shoes. For desert, they come out with a huge piece of cake buried in hot fudge. It's called the "Chocolate City" and is served by a Ray Negan lookalike. How authentic!!! Best of all, it's one of the few places you can eat and pay with food stamps.

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Inferior

Submitted: Aug 18, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Religion
656 Jokes  13 Videos

You hear about the young boys being molested when they were alter boys in the Catholic church? I was an alter boy for about 5 years. It never happened to me. Not even once. I mean, the old geezers never even gave me a second look. I don't know why. I mean, you know, even a little small talk may have been nice, but NNNOOO!!! I mean, what did Jimmy have that I didn't? Sure, he gets counseling and a financial settlement from the church for his troubles but what about me? What about the years of denial and the feelings of prepubescent inadequacy? No one seems to care....

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