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Registered on: 08/07/08
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URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/mikeg912pc
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A BOY WAS IN COURT FOR STEALING. AS THE JUDGE BEGAN LECTURING THE BOY ABOUT STEALING, HE WAS ABOUT SETTING AN EXAMPLE. A PRIEST LISTENING AND WENT UP TO THE JUDGE ASKING "YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP THIS BOY IF YOU WOULD PUT HIM IN MY CARE" THE JUDGE AGREED. SD THE PRIEST WAS TELLING THE BOY THAT IF HE ATTENDED GOING TO CHURCH ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS HE WILL HELP YOU AND GIVE WHAT EVER YOU PRAY FOR. SO THE KID DID GO TO CHURCH, HE WENT UP TO THE ALTAR ASKING GOD MONEY. I NEED TWO BUCKS THATS ALL, THE SAME PREIST HEARD THAT. SO HE SLIPED TWO DOLLARS IN THE BOYS POCKET. LEAVING THE CHURCH DISCOVED THE MONEY. THIS IS GREAT HE THOUGHT. AFTER A FEW TIMES ASKING FOR TWO DOLLARS, HE UP THE ANTE FOR FIVE BUCKS. THE PRIEST ONLY HAD THREE DOLLAR BILLS. AGAIN SLIPED IT IN HIS POCKET. WHILE LEAVING HE SEARCHED HIS POCKETS FINDING ONLY THREE DOLLARS. HE SAW ANOUTHER PRIEST ENTERING, THE BOY ASKED WHO ARE YOU ? WHY, I`M THE SON OF GOD.THE BOY SAID " TELL YOUR OLD MAN HE OWES ME TWO BUCKS"
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A WOMEN KNITTING WHILE DRIVING. A POLICE OFFICER NOTICED THE CAR RUNNING LANE TO LANE. THE PATROL CAR PULLED ALONG SIDE AND YELLED"PULL OVER" NO THE WOMEN SAID "IT`S A SCARF.
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A COUPLE CELEBRATING THEIR ANNIVERSARY, WE`RE AT A RESTAURANT WAITING FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS.ONE CAME RUSHING IN,SAID "I`M VERY SORRY I DIDN`T HAVE TIME GETTING A GIFT" WHILE SEATED, THE SECOND DAUGHTER ARRIVED WITH THE SAME EXCUSE. THE FATHER TOLD THEM "YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I NEVER DID GET MARRIED" BOTH DAUGHTERS JUMPED UP AND ASKED YOU MEAN WE`RE BASTARDS ? YEH ! AND CHEAP ONES TO.
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ANIELLO mikeg912pc says:
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I`M NOW A MEMBER OF COMEDY, GREAT ! I`LL BE SENDING SOME JOKES SOON. THANKS.........ANIELLO
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