Knowing that people are suffering in the current economic crisis, 20 former pickpockets are helping a new program slip money to random people.
The program is a strip club.  [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: news money economy
Added: Thu, 20 Aug 2009

A Los Angeles-area man reportedly caused a traffic jam when he threw money onto a freeway, causing people to run into traffic to grab the cash.
Police expect the money to be recovered — after the arms. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: news weird cars driving money economy los angeles
Added: Wed, 19 Aug 2009

An obese inmate in Texas was charged after jail officials learned that the 500-pound man had a gun hidden in his rolls of fat.
The inmate will be executed by treadmill. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: crime police jail health obesity prison
Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009

Police have arrested a Mississippi woman who reportedly committed a carjacking and attempted a robbery while wearing a bikini and claiming to have a gun.
The gun was found during the strip search. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: news crime police
Added: Wed, 29 Jul 2009

According to a government spokesman in southwestern China, a sex theme park that featured explicit exhibits of sexual culture and genitalia has been demolished.
The creators of the sex park said the wrecking balls started as a ride. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: sex news china porn pornography
Added: Wed, 20 May 2009

A 78-year-old woman has been charged with assault for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband for cheating on her.


 
The man suffered broken ribs, a broken pelvis and a broken wrist — from the affair.  [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: family marriage sex news crime
Added: Tue, 19 May 2009

In this week's "Dear Star Savior": — I reach out to Madonna after a court stops her from adopting a child
If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, contact me here at StarSavior.com, where you can read “Dear Star Savior” and listen to previous episodes. Download “Dear Star Savior: Episode 9″ (MP3, 4:27, 6.1 MB) Subscribe on iTunes [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: MP3
Keywords: podcast celebrities entertainment pop culture news
Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009

Dear Star Savior,
Hi. It's Madonna. A court recently blocked me from adopting a child from Malawi, but I'm not ready to stop trying. This girl has already become attached, so I can't give up on adopting her. What do you think I should do?

Dear Madonna,
Just because the court blocked your adoption in Malawi doesn't mean you have to go empty-handed. I recommend kidnapping.
It turns out that there is a decent selection of African kids right here in the United States. The next time you see some, just help yourself. And stock up so you won't have to look for more when you run out. Even better, if you make sure the kids aren't related, you can breed them.
To be fair, I have to warn you that raising kidnapped children can lead to awkward conversations later. If they start asking questions, you should be totally honest with them. For example, "Where do babies come from? Parks. Why isn't my daddy here? Speed."
In case you're not sold on the idea, consider this: Kidnapping is a great workout. First, you chase the kids. Then, you might have to wrestle them away from their parents before you haul them off to your car. It's like Tae Bo with an Amber Alert.
If that's not enough for you, remember that kidnapping helps the economy. Instead of trying to save their money for things like college funds, the parents will spend money producing fliers, and they'll buy extra milk to look for their kids on the cartons.
On top of that, kidnapping is earth-friendly. First of all, no children are wasted, since kidnapping is just reuse of existing kids. And if you grab multiple kids on each trip, you'll be carpooling. Otherwise, all of those kids would ride home in each of their parents' cars. Also, the adoption process wastes a lot of paper, but kidnapping is paper-free. So do it for Mother Earth. Her kids take longer to replace.
I hope this helps you realize that you don't have to go all the way to Malawi for adoption. You might find your next African kid right in your own backyard — actually, someone else's.
The Star Savior [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: madonna children family entertainment music pop culture
Added: Fri, 17 Apr 2009

1970s porn idol Jack Wrangler has died of lung disease at age 62, having starred in more than 80 gay adult movies.
His last request was for the pallbearers to take turns. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: news sex porn death film entertainment movies
Added: Thu, 9 Apr 2009

TV infomercial actor Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy, was arrested after a violent confrontation with a prostitute who bit his tongue after he kissed her.
 
He is expected to receive a disease in 6-8 weeks.  [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: shamwow news tv sex crime
Added: Mon, 30 Mar 2009

Police in southern Oregon are searching for an arsonist accused of setting fire to early 1990s Ford Escorts.
He reportedly set the cars on fire by driving them. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: news crime cars auto makers
Added: Thu, 5 Mar 2009

In a scene reminiscent of the movie "A Christmas Story," a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal pole after licking it.
The boy reportedly owed the pole drug money. [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: News
Keywords: news weird movies
Added: Fri, 16 Jan 2009

In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:
— I give Jennifer Aniston tips for fighting pregnancy rumors
— I advise Lindsay Lohan after she describes Barack Obama as "our first colored president"
— I advise Kate Winslet about her anti-fur stance
If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.
Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 8" (MP3, 5:52, 2.7 MB)
Subscribe on iTunes [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: MP3
Keywords: podcast celebrities entertainment pop culture news
Added: Sat, 15 Nov 2008

Dear Star Savior,
Hi. It’s Jennifer Aniston. There’s a rumor that says I’m pregnant and John Mayer is the father. My spokesperson denied the rumor, but I’m not sure that people are convinced. I recently was photographed wearing a tight shirt at a popular place in Hollywood, so that might help say I’m not pregnant. What do you think?

Dear Jennifer,
To fight a pregnancy rumor, being seen and photographed wearing a tight shirt is a decent try. But you need to make a bigger statement. If people think you're pregnant, let them see you hitting a bottle of maternity gin.
This is your chance to have fun with the pregnancy rumor by letting some vices speak for you. Go out for some heavy drinking and talk about plans for your baby’s first 12 steps. If anyone looks concerned about your drinking, tell them that every baby’s first words are slurred, anyway. Go to a bar wearing a fake pregnant belly and say you’re there to lose 6 pounds.
You can do the same thing with smoking. Tell people you’re doing it to keep the baby’s birth weight under control so it won’t have a gut. Say you're smoking cigarettes to load the baby up with Vitamin Tar. Light up while wearing a T-shirt that says "Baby On Board — For Now."
If you'd like to have a few friends over, hold a baby shower catered by Camel. Either they’ll realize that you’re not pregnant or the first baby-shower game will be an intervention.
The Star Savior [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: celebrities entertainment pop culture news
Added: Sat, 15 Nov 2008

Dear Star Savior,
Hi. It’s Lindsay Lohan. In an interview, I said I was looking forward to having Barack Obama as “our first colored president.” It’s getting some attention. It's clear how much I support Obama, so that little slip-up isn’t a big deal, is it?

Dear Lindsay,
I understand your excitement about having a colored president, but there’s no time to sit back and enjoy it. It’s time to start thinking about the next election, so that Obama won’t be our last colored president.
You should use your status to encourage young people to “Spook the Vote.” You could organize a rally called the “Spade Raid.” And you could count on the full support of the colored community — once they get here in their time machines.
The Star Savior [more]

Author: Marcus Howard
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: celebrities entertainment politics pop culture news
Added: Sat, 15 Nov 2008