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"Every setback in life is the setup for a comeback"
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Registered on: 04/20/07
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Floral Park, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/meriradio
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Biography:
My day job is as a Sr. Multimedia Producer for Newsday where I do wacky on-camera stunts and interviews such as man-on-the-street stuff about the latest corrupt politician or "storking" J-Lo and her twins.
I am also dabbling in stand-up comedy and I'm having a lot of fun. I have done some comedy writing in the past and have written for actor/radio personality Jay Thomas.
I have a Bachelors Degree in Journalism from Boston University and I'm still paying for my education which is why I can't afford Starbucks. Will someone please buy me a latte?
In my free time I enjoy dentist appointments, bikini waxes and sharing holidays with my divorced parents.
I also manage to fit in some time for the gym, my husband and anyone else who can stand being in my company.
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 Under pressure to meet combat needs, the Army and Marine Corps have been bringing in more recruits with felony convictions – including manslaughter and sex crimes.
'Cause really, who better to give a gun to and share a fox hole with?
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 Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it."
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 -- The NYPD is getting strict about facial hair, recently telling employees they can no longer sport goatees and chin strap beards, but would be allowed to keep the mustaches.
Mustache-wearing cops will now keep a trimmer in their lockers along with their 70's porn tapes and posters of the 86 Mets.
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 A Chinese toy maker has recalled millions of toy beads after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful date rape drug when ingested.
In other news...singer R. Kelly was seen completing his Christmas shopping early this year.
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 A city official is suggesting birth control for pigeons that congregate
around the Staten Island ferry. The product called OvoControl P would be placed in rooftop bird feeders.
The pigeons seem very excited about the new contraception since they'd previously just been using the dirty condoms they found on the ferry terminal.
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 Appearing on Donny Deutsch's CNBC show, "The Big Idea," on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren't any Jewish people and that they needed to "perfect" themselves into -- Christians.
Coulter later admitted she was just upset because Jews invented the traditional circumcision -- hers went awry years ago and left her with a vagina.
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 Republicans are getting excited as the new Ann Coulter doll may hit store shelves just in time for the Christmas season.
The company who makes the doll says it is the same size as Barbie, but has the parts of Ken.
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 Madame Tussauds wax museum has just opened its doors in Washington DC.
According to their press release -- "the attraction will give visitors an interactive, full-sensory experience; they will be able to touch, see and hear celebrities in a way unlike any other Washington D.C. attraction."
Senator Larry Craig said he can't wait to get his statue erected.
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 This is a parody song to the tune of that 80's hit, 'Bette Davis Eyes'
Her hair is often red
She hails from old L-I
But she may end up dead
Lindsay's got more D-U-I's
She snorts some coke and drinks booze
And then she likes to drive
She's always in the news
Lindsay's got more D-U-I's
Was a 'Mean Girl'
And a clean girl
But now she's a rehab scene girl
Gets arrested and then gets
More blood levels tested
At 21 it's no surprise
Lindsay's got more D-U-I's
Now a grown-up, she still throws up
In the back seat of her friend's truck
Found unconcious, yet she knows just
How to not become obnoxious
She can still turn on the guys
Even with her D-U-I's
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 13 year-old Evan O'Dorney of Danville, California, won the 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday.
When asked what he planned to do with his $35,000 cash prize, O'Dorney said, "Probably buy some hookers. Otherwise I'm never getting laid."
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Ricardo Aleman says:
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Hey Mer, Good to see you on here :-)
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Ray Ellin says:
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great stuff!
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