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Sadie B.
 "Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."


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Registered on: 04/03/07
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I love stand-up comedy. It started out with Friday Night Stand-up on Comedy Central when I was young and grew from there. I also adore animation, and I'm an absolute Simpsons nerd. I've only done stand-up once, for a talent show when I was fourteen or fifteen (it was about being a nerd; it actually went over very well). It's not much but it made me realize: it's really, really hard to write funny jokes.
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Orbiting under the influence

Submitted: Jul 28, 2007
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You've trained for years. You're in top mental and physical shape. You've been waiting for the opportunity to finally experience space travel yourself, maybe even since you were a small child.

Surely, something as unnecessary and totally avoidable as getting hammered wouldn't come up as a significant problem on the day of the launch, and if ever, certainly on no more than one occasion.

...Oh.

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