Attorney General Michael Mukasey collasped falling faster than the price of gas, looked like he had a shortage of breath.  it`s down to 50 oh my god how much?  [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Political
Keywords: 50 oh my god much
Added: Fri, 21 Nov 2008

Rumor has it the Mets are looking for a closer for next season. Well I heard Jesus saves ,maybe they should sign him.  [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Sports
Keywords: tagged out plate
Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008

President Bush`s scottish terrier Barney bit a white house reporter yesterday,even his dog is an asshole . [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords: get off my leg
Added: Fri, 7 Nov 2008

YESTERDAY JOE THE PLUMBER ,TODAY JOE THE BUMMER.   [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Political
Keywords: pay backs slavery
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

An Excutive of Def Jam Records shot himself last week ,after he took the time to listen to the music. that shit really kills [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords: shit really kills
Added: Mon, 3 Nov 2008

Dallas Quarter Back Tony Romo  is out  6 weeks due to a broken finger. Jessica crossed her legs.  [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: don`t zig ya zag
Added: Thu, 16 Oct 2008

A 700 million dollar bail out to fix a credit crunch ,caused buy captian crunch. Captian george crunch or as his freinds call him  HUD.  [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 16 Oct 2008

The lead singer of Oaisis was attacked on stage by an angry fan . I don`t think they sound that bad . there`s a lot of bands I think suck ,but Inever considered harming them. Well there was that William Hung guy [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords: just give me my money back
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

Is it me or does John McCain`s mom look like a character from tales of the Cript? Then there`s Sarah Palin with famiily in tow a teenage unwed knocked up daughter and her other children holding babies. looks like a crowd you`d see at the free clinic in Arkansas,
  [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 4 Sep 2008

Jessie Jackson said he wanted to cut off Barack Obama`s nuts ,I guess so he`d have PAIR OF HIS OWN.. [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: Political
Keywords: if i only had brain
Added: Fri, 18 Jul 2008

The Maddam Tussauds wax model of Amy Winehouse has been pulled off display because it keeps punching people out. OH We have an update it just saw it`s self in a mirror and melted. [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords: mirrow and melted
Added: Tue, 1 Jul 2008

Due to a vulgar anti kobe rap the Phoenix Sherriff's department has revoked shaq`s badge and the horse he rode in on, but he will be allowed to keep the boots and hat. [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 25 Jun 2008

Jen Moss of Ashland Or. has been nicknamed the naked lady for ridding her motorcycle topless... the draft gives her better gas mileage. [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 19 Jun 2008

An M.S.N. story say Jonh Mc cain wants to put a man on mars. Ok I say let`s send him. AND HIS LITTLE DOG TO [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords: and his little dog
Added: Fri, 6 Jun 2008

TATUM O'NEAL SAYS THE COPS SAVED HER LIFE BY ARRESTING HER FOR BUYING DOPE. LIKE THE TIME THEY SAVED ME FROM THAT NASTY HOOKER. [more]

Author: MARK WIDENER
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 4 Jun 2008