Attorney General Michael Mukasey collasped falling faster than the price of gas, looked like he had a shortage of breath.  it`s down to 50 oh my god how much? 

Rumor has it the Mets are looking for a closer for next season. Well I heard Jesus saves ,maybe they should sign him. 

President Bush`s scottish terrier Barney bit a white house reporter yesterday,even his dog is an asshole .

YESTERDAY JOE THE PLUMBER ,TODAY JOE THE BUMMER.  

An Excutive of Def Jam Records shot himself last week ,after he took the time to listen to the music. that shit really kills

Dallas Quarter Back Tony Romo  is out  6 weeks due to a broken finger. Jessica crossed her legs. 

A 700 million dollar bail out to fix a credit crunch ,caused buy captian crunch. Captian george crunch or as his freinds call him  HUD. 

The lead singer of Oaisis was attacked on stage by an angry fan . I don`t think they sound that bad . there`s a lot of bands I think suck ,but Inever considered harming them. Well there was that William Hung guy

Is it me or does John McCain`s mom look like a character from tales of the Cript? Then there`s Sarah Palin with famiily in tow a teenage unwed knocked up daughter and her other children holding babies. looks like a crowd you`d see at the free clinic in Arkansas,