The porn industry is asking for bail out stimulus package , so the federal goverment sent them a script for viagra 

Tatum, Rayan.and Redmond O`neil you might be a red neck if ya wake up in jail with your father.  Andy Dick  dick sound about right ,but  dumb ass sounds more like it. he just wanted to see what real tits look like. Dawn Wells or Mary Ann of Gilligian`s Island fame was arrested for smoking pot .Now  i see how the minnow would be lost.  

Dayton Oh. a one legged bandit has robbed the same restrauant 4 times in one month. I guess he really  likes  pancakes said the manager of I-HOP .

Last week everyone was so sad when Martha  Von Bulow died after 28 years in a coma,but no one was more saddened than the hospital janitor who now has to find a new girl friend

A 37 year old man who still lives with his parents ,was arrested after attacking his father with a Christmas Tree because   HEEE`S RETARDED. 

Geroge Bush say`s his biggest regret was Iraq intelligence failure , while mine was voting for the S.O.B. 

Attorney General Michael Mukasey collasped falling faster than the price of gas, looked like he had a shortage of breath.  it`s down to 50 oh my god how much? 

Rumor has it the Mets are looking for a closer for next season. Well I heard Jesus saves ,maybe they should sign him. 

President Bush`s scottish terrier Barney bit a white house reporter yesterday,even his dog is an asshole .

YESTERDAY JOE THE PLUMBER ,TODAY JOE THE BUMMER.