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Hillary Clinton is showing signs of mental exhaustion from her long, hard campaign. She's imagining being shot at in Bosnia, imagining Obama being shot before the Democratic Convention, imagining shooting herself repeatedly in the foot...oh, wait-- that actually happened. [more]


Author: Lisa Rothstein
Category: Political
Keywords: hillary bosnia bobby kennedy obama
Added: Mon, 26 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12509 Mon, 26 May 2008 15:00:00 -0700 Hillary, bosnia, bobby kennedy, obama Lisa Rothstein
Lisa Rothstein <![CDATA[Everything is relative]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12516 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12516/#comment Political

Michelle Obama says we're a mean country. Maybe she's right; now even China is being nicer than us. Listen to this: they've just announced they're lifting the "one-child-only" policy for families who have had their child killed or disabled in the quake. Yes, if your child was flattened when his school fell on him, don't worry! Even if your offspring was only damaged, you can have a brand new one! They'll even waive the fine you owe if the dead child was an illegal second-born, although if you already paid it, you don't get it back.

You're right, Michelle. America has some serious fence-mending to do. [more]


Author: Lisa Rothstein
Category: Political
Keywords: china earthquake one child michelle obama
Added: Mon, 26 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12516 Mon, 26 May 2008 14:03:36 -0700 china, earthquake, one child, michelle obama Lisa Rothstein
Lisa Rothstein <![CDATA[Hillary's latest Obama faux pas]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12508 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12508/#comment Political

Today, Hillary Clinton made a controversial comment defending her choice to remain in the race for the Democratic Presidential nomination, saying that the unexpected could still happen and bringing up the spectre of Bobby Kennedy's assassination during the California primary.

Hillary has apologized for appearing insensitive, said a Clinton campaign marksman ... uh, make that spokesman. [more]


Author: Lisa Rothstein
Category: Political
Keywords: obama assassination bobby kennedy hillary
Added: Fri, 23 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12508 Fri, 23 May 2008 15:15:32 -0700 obama, assassination, bobby kennedy, hillary Lisa Rothstein