Tiger Woods, Think about it "The Tigers Wood!" He really must live up to his name!! 

The only trouble I have with aging is that my butt droops so low it bangs the back of my knee caps as I walk.  

You know that the I Phone has everything in it. It just occurred to me if you put wheels and a steering wheel on it, the teenager would never ask you for anything ever again! 

Nike will hang on to Tiger Woods for endorsements! They claim its about the foot and not the tail! 

Tigers wife truly loves him for the right reasons! Why else would she ask him for increase in prenup! That true love! Only in America!

Remember Michael Jordan "Just do it!" Well Tiger put a new twist on it! He's doing it!