There's a new video game out there which allows players to mix and scratch songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the most asked question by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable!"..

Financially strapped actor Nicolas Cage is selling his homes, cars, yachts, and artwork so he can pay off his IRS bill and help stave-off bankruptcy.. Don't fret though.. He's hard at work on the movie set... Some upcoming projects;  National Treasure 3: The Search For Write-Offs, Broke In 60 Seconds, and Leveraging Las Vegas...

The Pittsburgh Steelers have a player on their team named Mike Wallace...Now I know what you're thinking... and NO, he's not the oldest player in the NFL.. but he does play a game that lasts "60 Minutes"..

Joe Jackson is asking a judge to award him an allowance from the estate of Michael Jackson, even though he's not mentioned anywhere in the will.. The judge responded, "You?.. want an allowance?.. from your deceased son??... Alright, I'll give you 10 bucks a week.. but you have to sweep up the giraffe pen at Neverland and help Prince Michael with his math homework."

What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally,  Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"!

Anthony Sowell was arrested after police say he raped, killed, and stored several bodies inside his Cleveland home over the course of several years.. One detective commented on how this case mimics others that have terrorized the city recently...  "For example: turn on your TV and watch a Browns game.. They get slaughtered every weekend and there's nothing we can do about it."

What's the difference between a prison inmate and Paris Hilton.... Ask each one what a C-Block is and you'll get two different answers...

How does a hot female intern suffering from narcolepsy get promoted?.. She sleeps her way to the top...

What do you get after you pop a Viagra, vote, and participate in a marathon... A run-off erection..