Did you hear about the new video game out there which allows players to mix, scratch, and crossfade songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the question most asked by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable?".. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: dj hero scratch dj turntable
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

Financially strapped actor Nicolas Cage is selling his homes, cars, yachts, and artwork so he can pay off his IRS bill and help stave-off bankruptcy.. Don't fret though.. He's hard at work on the movie set... Some upcoming projects;  National Treasure 3: The Search For Write-Offs, Broke In 60 Seconds, and Leveraging Las Vegas... [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nicolas cage irs bankruptcy
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

The Pittsburgh Steelers have a player on their team named Mike Wallace...Now I know what you're thinking... and NO, he's not the oldest player in the NFL.. but he does play a game that lasts "60 Minutes".. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Sports
Keywords: mike wallace 60 minutes nfl
Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009

Joe Jackson is asking a judge to award him an allowance from the estate of Michael Jackson, even though he's not mentioned anywhere in the will.. The judge responded, "You?.. want an allowance?.. from your deceased son??... Alright, I'll give you 10 bucks a week.. but you have to sweep up the giraffe pen at Neverland and help Prince Michael with his math homework." [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson joe jackson allowance
Added: Tue, 10 Nov 2009

What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally,  Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn.. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Sports
Keywords: oakland raiders goodyear
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla"
Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"! [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Sports
Keywords: godzilla hideki matsui world series
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

Anthony Sowell was arrested after police say he raped, killed, and stored several bodies inside his Cleveland home over the course of several years.. One detective commented on how this case mimics others that have terrorized the city recently...  "For example: turn on your TV and watch a Browns game.. They get slaughtered every weekend and there's nothing we can do about it." [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: News
Keywords: cleveland browns anthony sowell
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

What's the difference between a prison inmate and Paris Hilton.... Ask
each one what a C-Block is and you'll get two different answers... [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Weird
Keywords: paris hilton
Added: Sun, 1 Nov 2009

How does a hot female intern suffering from narcolepsy get promoted?.. She sleeps her way to the top... [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Weird
Keywords: narcolepsy interns
Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009

What do you get after you pop a Viagra, vote, and participate in a marathon... A run-off erection.. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Weird
Keywords: viagra marathon vote
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

Companies are lining up to have the Colorado "Balloon Boy" family endorse their products.. A couple of them are Blimpie Subs and Jiffy Pop. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: News
Keywords: balloon boy
Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009

Rumors are circulating that newly minted Nobel Laureate Barrack Obama will now be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.. Although the President has never played pro ball in his life, he did wear a White Sox jacket while throwing out the first pitch at the All-Star Game..  Sportscaster Bob Costas snickered, "That should count towards enshrinement?" [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Political
Keywords: nobel peace prize barrack obama
Added: Fri, 9 Oct 2009

Rio de Janeiro beat out the Windy City for the 2016 Games.. The IOC eliminated Chicago because they feared a cow might knock over the Olympic Torch and burn down the city before the opening ceremonies begin... [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Weird
Keywords: 2016 olymics rio janeiro chicago
Added: Sat, 3 Oct 2009

Legendary drug-abusing rocker Ozzy Osbourne claims he passed the test and will receive his first ever driver's license!! While he's at it, the Oz-Man should also get his pilot's certificate... then he truly could be "Flying High Again".. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: ozzy osbourne drivers license
Added: Fri, 2 Oct 2009

"The Pianist" is an Oscar winning movie by director Roman Polanski and NOT the organ he used on a 13 year old girl in 1977.. [more]

Author: Steve Etzkorn
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: roman polanski pianist
Added: Thu, 1 Oct 2009