What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally,  Goodyears don't get blown out only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"!

Anthony Sowell was arrested after police say he raped, killed, and stored several bodies inside his Cleveland home over the course of several years.. One detective commented on how this case mimics others that have terrorized the city recently...  "For example: turn on your TV and watch a Browns game.. They get slaughtered every weekend and there's nothing we can do about it."

What's the difference between a prison inmate and Paris Hilton.... Ask each one what a C-Block is and you'll get two different answers...

How does a hot female intern suffering from narcolepsy get promoted?.. She sleeps her way to the top...

What do you get after you pop a Viagra, vote, and participate in a marathon... A run-off erection..

Companies are lining up to have the Colorado "Balloon Boy" family endorse their products.. A couple of them are Blimpie Subs and Jiffy Pop.

Rumors are circulating that newly minted Nobel Laureate Barrack Obama will now be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.. Although the President has never played pro ball in his life, he did wear a White Sox jacket while throwing out the first pitch at the All-Star Game..  Sportscaster Bob Costas snickered, "That should count towards enshrinement?"

Rio de Janeiro beat out the Windy City for the 2016 Games.. The IOC eliminated Chicago because they feared a cow might knock over the Olympic Torch and burn down the city before the opening ceremonies begin...

Legendary drug-abusing rocker Ozzy Osbourne claims he passed the test and will receive his first ever driver's license!! While he's at it, the Oz-Man should also get his pilot's certificate... then he truly could be "Flying High Again"..