Laura Bush thought that surgery corrected the 'pain in her neck' - until her first visitor arrived. [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Political
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Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007

St. Augustine working 9 - 5. [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Weird
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Added: Wed, 9 May 2007

The camera on the Hubble space station has shut down and gone into ‘Safe Mode.’ It just can not transmit anymore ‘Dirty Pictures’ of The Earth. [more]

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Added: Tue, 30 Jan 2007

In the recent State of the Union address, Pr. Bush called for a 20% reduction in gas consumption by Americans.  Nascar, MotoCross, Monster Truck and Drag racing enthusiasts didn’t even blink an eye at the suggestion.  As historically any blatant, excessive waste of anything in America is acceptable by the sporting elite.  It’s the poor, underprivileged who should shoulder the burden of such a reduction in fuel consumption.  Too bad those people can’t afford cars, car insurance or fuel, and routinely ride mass transit bus systems powered by bio-diesel fuels.   In an unrelated news story, Bush encouraged everyone to eat more French Fries from McDonalds! [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

The Bi-Polar Muslim experience [more]

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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

A sea lion crawled a mile to a Bay Area Dairy Farm, and took up residence with the cows there.  Several men proceeded to capture it, and return it to the sea, saying that she was lost.  Mankind is lost.  How would you like to be thrown back into the sea, roiling with pollution from off-shore oil drilling, toxic waste disposal, and by-products from nuclear weaponry testing!?  Why don’t they leave these poor creatures alone, and at least allow them to evolve?  Maybe she had high hopes of being fed steroids, injected with hormones, and cloned to preserve her species.  She could have been just role- playing, but you’d think they’d understand that in San Francisco, and let her ‘Come Out’ with dignity. [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Tue, 23 Jan 2007

Now that International Mining and Steel, Inc. owns this web site, is it anymore likely that a ‘Diamond in the Rough’  will be discovered?  Or will they still get ‘The Shaft’’? [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Tue, 23 Jan 2007

Suzanne Somers has a new diet plan that burns up all unwanted calories - the pantry, the kitchen, the dining room, and the video view room with the extra comfy couch that turns your ass into mashed potatoes!    [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Fri, 19 Jan 2007

"Some dick in a pick-up cut me off!" [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Tue, 16 Jan 2007

Pr. Bush signed Bill HR 6407- ‘Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act’ into law, which gives authorities the right to open people’s private mail. “Hey, I say, if you can frickin' FIND my mail go on ahead and open it!  I’m not opposed to this legislation.  Now it gives EVERYONE something to go postal about, not just the people who work at the Post Office." [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Thu, 4 Jan 2007

This mystery object fell from the sky earlier today crashing through the rooftop of a residential dwelling; landing in the bathroom, tearing ceramic tiling from the walls.  Chicken Little lives in New Jersey!  Chicken shit was not 'in dispose' at the time of the incident, leaving Little fictitiously in tact. [more]

Author: kimmy williams
Category: Sports
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Added: Thu, 4 Jan 2007

Face cards in Bolero Hats thrown from deck.  [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

Okay, where's Jessica?  [more]

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Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

Kobie Beef Burger = $110 in NYC. You can't touch this! [more]

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Added: Thu, 28 Dec 2006

...over by a Seahorse!?! Coming home from Steve Irwin's Christmas Eve -  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe! [more]

Author: kimmy williams
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Added: Wed, 27 Dec 2006