Bus 86 last seen speeding down the Highway to Hell.

The camera on the Hubble space station has shut down and gone into ‘Safe Mode.’

It just can not transmit anymore ‘Dirty Pictures’ of The Earth.

In the recent State of the Union address, Pr. Bush called for a 20% reduction in gas consumption by Americans.  Nascar, MotoCross, Monster Truck and Drag racing enthusiasts didn’t even blink an eye at the suggestion.  As historically any blatant, excessive waste of anything in America is acceptable by the sporting elite.  It’s the poor,

underprivileged who should shoulder the burden of such a reduction in fuel consumption.  Too bad those people can’t afford cars, car insurance or fuel, and routinely ride mass transit bus systems powered by bio-diesel fuels.  

In an unrelated news story, Bush encouraged everyone to eat more French Fries from McDonalds!

The Bi-Polar Muslim experience

A sea lion crawled a mile to a Bay Area Dairy Farm, and took up residence with the cows there.  Several men proceeded to capture it, and return it to the sea, saying that she was lost.  Mankind is lost.  How would you like to be thrown back into the sea, roiling with pollution from off-shore oil drilling, toxic waste disposal, and by-products from nuclear weaponry testing!?  Why don’t they leave these poor creatures alone, and at least allow them to evolve?  Maybe she had high hopes of being fed steroids, injected with hormones, and cloned to preserve her species.  She could have been just role- playing, but you’d think they’d understand that in San Francisco, and let her ‘Come Out’ with dignity.

Now that International Mining and Steel, Inc. owns this web site, is it anymore likely that a ‘Diamond in the Rough’  will be discovered?  Or will they still get ‘The Shaft’’?

Suzanne Somers has a new diet plan that burns up all unwanted calories - the pantry, the kitchen, the dining room, and the video view room with the extra comfy couch that turns your ass into mashed potatoes!   

"Some dick in a pick-up cut me off!"