Or Dead?  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: michael jackson black white hulk dead
Added: Fri, 26 Jun 2009

I'll google it.  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: facebook myspace google
Added: Wed, 24 Jun 2009

Give it up already, ya wenches!  ARRRRRR!! [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: pirates somali booty
Added: Tue, 23 Jun 2009

 
My friend just bought a High Def TV...
I thought High Definition was smoking weed and reading the dictionary.  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: high def hdtv technology digital smoke weed reading
Added: Thu, 8 Jan 2009

 
The Bush family's black American Shorthair's last life was cut short when he finally realized he wouldn't be the only black man in the White House.
Chance of bad luck on the South Lawn is down 100%.  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Political
Keywords: bush obama white house black cat bad luck good luck
Added: Mon, 5 Jan 2009

 
Next Oldest Man Totally Psyched [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: news oldest man today show willard scott birthdays
Added: Tue, 30 Dec 2008

 
I walked into the Church of  Scientology to watch the free movie (and for material).  When I was leaving the overly friendly lady was trying to sell me the book Dianetics.
As I refused to purchase it she said, "Are you perfect?  If there was one thing that you could do to improve your life, what would it be?"
and I said, "I'd stop buying things I don't need." [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: dianetics tom cruise katie holmes scientology self help
Added: Mon, 29 Dec 2008

 
I can't afford Christmas shopping this year, so I'm giving my mother a set of 8 coasters.   Made out of old CDs sitting on my bookshelf! [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: smart save christmas holiday shopping broke recession
Added: Fri, 19 Dec 2008

 
 
This year I’m not exactly going Christmas shopping.  I’m just opening my closet...  My sister will love this vintage Lite Brite!  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: christmas presents smart shopper broke shopping family
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

 

For Christmas my parents got me Adidas pants and a matching top...
Like I was gonna go out and join a breakdancing team [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: bad christmas presents parents fashion
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

 
I'm trying to get my girlfriend into foursomes, so I put a mirror in our bedroom. [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: sex positions swingers foursome 4some girlfriend
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

 
I haven't been doing anything much differently since the recession began.
Except now I pick up change on the street to cover my Coin-Star fees!  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: recession bailout coinstar fees change obama saving tips
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

 
The financial crisis doesn't worry me-
I have no money!  [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: finance financial crisis dow bailout no money
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

 
In attempts to avoid further flying shoes, President Bush canceled all upcoming international meetings, except for those in Japanese homes.
Any press is good press, said Tom McCann. [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: News
Keywords: president bush iraqi flying shoes hilarious jokes
Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008

 
There are too many acronyms out there today.
I'm starting a group against them called- No More Acronyms, or N.M.A. for short. [more]

Author: Josh Filipowski
Category: Weird
Keywords: acronyms abreves nma funny words
Added: Mon, 15 Dec 2008