Kaboom... actually the name of Billy May's first born son...

Kaboom... the name of Billy May's wife's dildo when he is out of town...

Kaboom... cuz magic stick was taken...

Kaboom... also the name of Shaq's penis....

Mighty Putty... when seamen and water just don't cut it...

Ultimate Chopper... the multiple chop your food and your coke chopper...

The Awesome Auger... when Oxi clean isn't enough now you can bury your dead...   

Oxi clean... cocaine for clothes.

Oxi coke w/ orange... for the ladies.

Oxi crack... when you can't afford the good stuff...

Peanut butter and oxi crack sandwich...

Oxi coke... fuck sham hooker... they fight back...

Oxi coke... great for your colon if you are a drug mule...

Oxi coke... cleans up the blood stains when you kill your hooker...

Oxi coke... when a abortion gets messy... dilute with  water and it'll get those blood stains out.

Oxi coke... processed and packaged by kids in the Philippines...

Once Billy's libido started dwindling he needed something stronger to keep up his energy... bit he never thought he would have to suck a dick. 

His wife knew of his addiction... secretly switching the drugs with Oxiclean... to do his over enthusiastic ass in! 

The original blow to the head actually came from his drug dealer... while he was sucking dick, cus he was low on cash.