According to his doctor, Michael Jackson referred to the anesthetic propofol as his "milk."

Oddly enough, he also insisted on referring to actual milk as, "a dangerous drug that should only be administered during surgery."

An Ohio judge recently ruled that election officials must accept provisional ballots from homeless voters, a move widely regarded to benefit Barack Obama since low income populations have a tendency to vote Democrat.

I actually think the homeless were some of the first Obama supporters.  Since the very beginning, they've been out on the street demanding change.

According to the New York Times, six NFL players have agreed to donate their brains to Boston University's School of Medicine.

It's like my mother always said when deciding which clothes to give to the Salvation Army, "If you haven't used it for at least a year, go ahead and donate it."

Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, declared today before the U.N. General Assembly that, “the American empire” is nearing its end.

Shortly afterward, President Bush retorted: " Of course this isn’t the end of the American empire.  How else would we keep track of whether the pitch was a strike or a ball?”