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Not To Mention the Awkward Marching Band

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Oct 3, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

California

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There was a parade yesterday in California to celebrate the return of the girl who was kidnapped 18 years ago. 'Cause you know what makes up for decades of being held captive? A teeny tiny car with a LOT of clowns.

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Terrorists or Tourists

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Oct 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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FBI

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The FBI arrested two suspected terrorists last week after finding backpacks and cell phones in their apartment. Also on FBI watchlists? Every ninth grader in the country.

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Iran

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Oct 3, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iran

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A representative for Iran said this week that its recently discovered nuclear facility was built entirely for peaceful purposes. They then mentioned that their machine guns are just to scare bunnies out of gardens and their tanks are there only to transport gummi bears to poor children.

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Michael Jackson Called Propofol His "Milk"

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Aug 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Michael Jackson

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According to his doctor, Michael Jackson referred to the anesthetic propofol as his "milk."

Oddly enough, he also insisted on referring to actual milk as, "a dangerous drug that should only be administered during surgery."


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Spare Some Change?

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Oct 29, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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An Ohio judge recently ruled that election officials must accept provisional ballots from homeless voters, a move widely regarded to benefit Barack Obama since low income populations have a tendency to vote Democrat.

I actually think the homeless were some of the first Obama supporters.  Since the very beginning, they've been out on the street demanding change.


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NFL Players Donating Their Brains

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Sep 24, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Football

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According to the New York Times, six NFL players have agreed to donate their brains to Boston University's School of Medicine.

It's like my mother always said when deciding which clothes to give to the Salvation Army, "If you haven't used it for at least a year, go ahead and donate it."


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"American empire" Nearing Its End

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

George Bush

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Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, declared today before the U.N. General Assembly that, “the American empire” is nearing its end.

Shortly afterward, President Bush retorted: " Of course this isn’t the end of the American empire.  How else would we keep track of whether the pitch was a strike or a ball?”


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4 Year Old Breaks Cup-Stacking Record

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Apr 12, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Scandal erupts amidst cries of "juicing."

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Boy Suspended for Mowhawk

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Mar 2, 2008
Category: News  
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School

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An Ohio kindergartener was suspended from school this week for having a Mowhawk haircut, which his mother claimed was the boy’s way of expressing his individuality.

Administrative officials responded by saying, “At our educational facilities, we prefer that students express their individuality through school-shootings.”

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Yet Another School Shooting

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

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There was another school shooting this week, this time at Northern Illinois University.

The thing that bothers me about copycat killers is that they're so UNORIGINAL.

Sellouts.

They're like cover bands for murder.

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