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WOW!!
Billy Mays crashed our joke server!! We were so flooded on Monday (6/29/09) with people searching for Billy Mays jokes that our server crashed. And we thought Swine flu jokes were a big deal... they got nothing on Billy. We're in the process of upgrading servers, so there might be some hick-ups. 

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An Ohio kindergartener was suspended from school this week for having a Mowhawk haircut, which his mother claimed was the boy’s way of expressing his individuality.
Administrative officials responded by saying, “At our educational facilities, we prefer that students express their individuality through school-shootings.”
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There was another school shooting this week, this time at Northern Illinois University.
The thing that bothers me about copycat killers is that they're so UNORIGINAL.
Sellouts.
They're like cover bands for murder.
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After years of conflict with the Catholic Church, China ordained two Vatican-approved bishops this week.
Catholicism is a little different in China, in that the altar boys are less afraid of the molestation than the asbestos-laden toys they’ll be given to keep them quiet afterward.
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An intelligence study released this week reports that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003, contradicting earlier reports that the country was working quickly toward a nuclear bomb.
When asked how he could defend his previous statements threatening military action against Iran, President Bush replied, “Look, here in America, we ONLY attack countries that don’t have weapons.”
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Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has announced that he will debate 80s sitcom puppet, Alf, on his show tonight.
Sources say that immediately after the show was taped, O'Reilly had Alf deported: "Unfortunately, it seems that Alf was unable to document his status as a legal alien."
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Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher in Sudan, has been sentenced to fifteen days in prison for allowing her class to name its teddy bear "Muhammad."
To appease the radical Muslims, Gibbons has agreed to allow the class to name their next bear, "Damn Jews!"
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