News personality John Stossel is leaving ABC News for FOX news to pursue a career in fiction writing. There's been no confirmation of the rumor that John Stossel's mustache is leaving John Stossel to pursue a career in gay porn.

Mexico evacuates thousands ahead of hurricane...Mexican water"evacuates" thousands more...

When I heard about the new Islamic search engine, Imhalah.com, I had to give it a try. And sure enough, just as they promise, it only delivers search results that strictly comply with Islamic law. For instance, when I entered "Fuck Puppet", it returned 4,765,943 results for Die Infidels!

British scientists claim to create human sperm....but will it taste the same? Remember when scientists created the "New Coke" formula? What a disaster...

My world will never be the same without Bea Arthur. The finality of her death hit me the other night when I was laying in bed thinking, "Oh my god...I'm masturbating to a dead woman".

China’s government banned the sale of the long awaited new Guns N Roses  “Chinese Democracy” because it violated rules established by China's Ministry of Culture prohibiting the word "democracy" from use in the title of any work within mainland China. In a compromise move to appease Chinese censors, GNR frontman Axl Rose executed 4 Tibetan Monks and renamed the album “Chinese Brutally Oppressive, Totalitarian Regime” .