tomorrow i become a freshman in college. this time around, i will not let myself be panted in front of all the other students during class

what's up with the glubs?  Did Andrew dice clay burn his hands? 

you don't need glubs doing stand up.Not unless, you are doing stand up at the gyno! 

185 layers walk into a bar and the bar tenner says," we don't serve layers. all 185 of you's need to leave." 1 of the 185 layers walks up to the bar tenner and said," Really....Dan.... REALLY? You are not going to serve me and my other layer friends? It's OK, fucker 'cause you know your soon to be ex-wife is going to get property any way............ I'll see you tomorrow at court....... so, suck it!"

 I  got nothing. I need to work on my comedic material, Bitch! 

"I believe if God ever spoke to me in person, maybe in my car. He's voice would sound like Pearl Jam's lead singer Eddie Vedder"

- stone grunge dude.(1995)

i got nothing.

 Here are some good comebacks if you ever get called a Slut or  a Ho  Girls listen up

 someone says: you're  a Ho !

you reply: look, what ever I do to pay my monthly rent is NO one's business.

someone says: you're  a slut !

you reply:  yeah, I would love to give you my business card. But, I ran out.

 I got nothing for right now. But, I love that every time I list "I have nothing" some one thinks it funny and rates it with like  two stars or one. lol. Please comment me telling y you think it's funny or just rate this one .lol.

This week former President Bill Clinton helped in the releasement of two captured female American journalists who were led captive in north Korea. it was reported that Bill Clinton stunk a deal with north Korean's President Kim Jong-il to release the two female journalists.

Hell yeah, Bill Clinton stunk a deal! I think Bill helped in the releasement 'cause he wanted to get some action........ it's obvious, he can't get any play here in the states because everybody remembers . I was in the first grade when he had the affair and even I still remember. So, Bill thought he could try his luck in north Korea. I don't think, he knew that he was going to bring all this press attention. that's why Bill Clinton was not smalling in the pic with North Korea's President Kim john ill. He was upset. He totally thought he was going to get layed right then and there!

 i have nothing today.