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Snuggie Parody - Buy Now!!! [more]


Author: John Murphy
Category: Weird
Keywords: snuggie snuggie jokes snuggie parody snuggie joke
Added: Fri, 6 Feb 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16025 Fri, 6 Feb 2009 15:15:10 -0700 snuggie, snuggie jokes, snuggie parody, snuggie joke John Murphy John Murphy <![CDATA[ShamWow Parody]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15217 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15217/#comment Weird

ShamWow Parody - It's amazing!!!
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Author: John Murphy
Category: Weird
Keywords: shamwow vince sham wow commercial
Added: Mon, 22 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15217 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:26:17 -0700 shamwow, vince, sham wow, commercial John Murphy John Murphy <![CDATA[World's Oldest Heckler Discovered]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13644 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13644/#comment News

 LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
 It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
On a nearby tablet, a heckler's response was recorded as: "The fart of that young woman smelled like a rose compared to the stench of your jokes."
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Author: John Murphy
Category: News
Keywords: fart. history sumerian heckler husband
Added: Fri, 29 Aug 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13644 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:50:32 -0700 fart. history, sumerian, heckler, husband John Murphy John Murphy <![CDATA[George Carlin - Baseball vs. Football]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12797 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12797/#comment Entertainment

This is one of my favorites. George Carlin - one of the greats who will be missed. [more]


Author: John Murphy
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: george carlin baseball football
Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12797 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:36:09 -0700 george carlin, baseball, football John Murphy John Murphy <![CDATA[Woman sits on toilet for 2 years]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11773 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11773/#comment Weird

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

...maybe she was just really comfortable! [more]


Author: John Murphy
Category: Weird
Keywords: toilet kansas relationships bathroom boyfriend
Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11773 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:43:11 -0700 toilet, kansas, relationships, bathroom, boyfriend John Murphy