melanie horton - Comedian (C)

melanie horton
"it's a desert without apples. o.0"


Female
Registered on: 06/19/08
Location: apple valley, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/hortonhearsamelanie

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low self esteem

Submitted: Jun 19, 2008
Category: Weird  
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Religion

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jesus probably even had low self esteem, he grew up in a very jewish place, early in life nobody believed in him, he might have not believed in himself at one point.

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horton the who

Submitted: Jun 19, 2008
Category: Blogs  
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School

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horton the whoyeah my last name has always been horton. in school my nickname is horton, the elephant.
what a compliment, they always mean well but it doesnt help my overcoming of self conciousness.
thank god im not anorexic or bulemic[i didnt spell that right]
id be like
"oh hey guys, what's up? by the way im going to have to cancel our lunch plans now, see you later."

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