Republican Vice Presidental candidate, Sarah Palin and her church, support and believe prayer can convert gays to hetorsexuality.  If true, the dating pool for single women in San Francisco would immediately grow by tens of thousands.  [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin gays prayer homosexual hetrosexual church
Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008

When Billy Ray Cyrus was asked to comment on the public outcry regarding the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot of his daughter Miley, he said it is breaking his achy-breaky heart. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: miley billy joe photos annie leibovitz
Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008

Disneyland had to close the ride "It's A Small World" because the boats kept getting stuck, actually sinking to the bottom. The ride will be revamped to accomodate the average American that weighs at least 20 pounds more than they did when the ride was designed. Apparantly, it's not such a small world afterall. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: News
Keywords: fat americans
Added: Wed, 16 Apr 2008

A McDonald's employee is facing criminal charges because she served a police officer a burger that he says was so salty it made him sick after he ate "the whole thing."

Police have sent samples from the same batch to the state crime lab for testing. Tax dollars would be better spent having the officer's taste buds and IQ tested. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007

Alexander Kuzmin, the mayor of Megion, Siberian, a small oil town has ordered his bureaucrats to stop using expressions such as "I don't know" and "I can't" or they will be fired. He has banned 25 other phrases as a way to make his administration more efficient.

To reinforce the ban, and make it easier for everyone, only the mayor will be allowed to talk from now on, except for the phrase, “Heil Kuzmin”. To alleviate frustration and to solidfy the message, a daily Goose-step class is provided which employees are “encouraged” to attend. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 6 Sep 2007

While Halle Berry confirmed her pregnancy women everywhere wildly celebrated that she won't be excruciatingly perfect for the next six months. They also toasted the impending appearance of her big fat ass. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 5 Sep 2007

Senator Craig proves once again that U.S Senators don’t make enough money and they deserve yet another raise in pay; why they can’t even afford a motel room when they are feeling frisky. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 4 Sep 2007

IFC (The Independent Film Channel) is calling R. Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” the cultural event of the year. In reaction, Comedian Grace White says, "In that case, 2007 is a cultural abyss." [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 4 Sep 2007

A British dwarf's penis got stuck in a hoover vacuum cleaner attachment. How could this happen? Well, this sketch comedian's act includes a bit where he comes on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his most private part. Unfortunately, the attachment broke just minutes before he went on and had to be repaired with super glue. Looks like it is important to let super glue dry. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

An off-duty Elko Nevada County sheriff's deputy was arrested on charges of driving under the influence after her husband, a fellow deputy, pulled her over twice. The first time she fled; like he wasn't going to see her later, at home. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 14 Aug 2007

Financial advice, as listed on Yahoo news today: Be sure to have lots and lots of money. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007

I put 5 bucks of gas in my tank this morning; that got me all the way up to EMPTY. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 22 Jun 2007

I told my therapist: my daughter and I are not enmeshed; we are one person. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 12 Jun 2007

Comics often have trouble paying for a photoshoot; now all they have to do is get arrested to get a great headshot. [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: thanks paris.
Added: Wed, 6 Jun 2007

The American public has an attention span of about 5 seconds. Now, what was I talking about? [more]

Author: Grace White
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 3 May 2007