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GRACE WHITE, aka That Old Hippie Chick, is a classic bohemian with a mother who stalks her, a father to whom road rage is an art-form, and a stand-up comedy act like no other. White launched her comedy career at the onset of her "Middle Ages," and has gone on to open for such musical acts as 3 Doors Down, Starship, Edgar Winter, Leon Russell, and Jethro Tull, as well as comedians Kevin Pollack, Jack Mayberry, Rocky LaPorte, and Father Guido Sarducci. Her television credits include appearances on [more]

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Palin's Church: Pray Away The Gay

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

289 Jokes  8 Videos

Palin's Church: Pray Away The Gay

Republican Vice Presidental candidate, Sarah Palin and her church, support and believe prayer can convert gays to hetorsexuality.  If true, the dating pool for single women in San Francisco would immediately grow by tens of thousands. 


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Cyrus Dirt

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Apr 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Miley Cyrus

34 Jokes

When Billy Ray Cyrus was asked to comment on the public outcry regarding the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot of his daughter Miley, he said it is breaking his achy-breaky heart.

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Americans are Big Fatsos

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Apr 16, 2008
Category: News  
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United States

4116 Jokes  60 Videos

Disneyland had to close the ride "It's A Small World" because the boats kept getting stuck, actually sinking to the bottom. The ride will be revamped to accomodate the average American that weighs at least 20 pounds more than they did when the ride was designed. Apparantly, it's not such a small world afterall.

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A Salting An Officer

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Cop

1358 Jokes  15 Videos

A McDonald's employee is facing criminal charges because she served a police officer a burger that he says was so salty it made him sick after he ate "the whole thing."

Police have sent samples from the same batch to the state crime lab for testing. Tax dollars would be better spent having the officer's taste buds and IQ tested.

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Russian Mayor Bans Phrase 'I don't know'

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 6, 2007
Category: Political  
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Russia

140 Jokes  2 Videos

Russian Mayor Bans Phrase 'I don't know'Alexander Kuzmin, the mayor of Megion, Siberian, a small oil town has ordered his bureaucrats to stop using expressions such as "I don't know" and "I can't" or they will be fired. He has banned 25 other phrases as a way to make his administration more efficient.

To reinforce the ban, and make it easier for everyone, only the mayor will be allowed to talk from now on, except for the phrase, “Heil Kuzmin”. To alleviate frustration and to solidfy the message, a daily Goose-step class is provided which employees are “encouraged” to attend.

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Halle Berry is Pregnant

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Halle Berry

12 Jokes

Halle Berry is PregnantWhile Halle Berry confirmed her pregnancy women everywhere wildly celebrated that she won't be excruciatingly perfect for the next six months. They also toasted the impending appearance of her big fat ass.

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Let's Give Senator's Another Raise

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 4, 2007
Category: Political  
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Larry Craig

36 Jokes  2 Videos

Let's Give Senator's Another RaiseSenator Craig proves once again that U.S Senators don’t make enough money and they deserve yet another raise in pay; why they can’t even afford a motel room when they are feeling frisky.

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R Kelly vs. Culture

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Sep 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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R. Kelly

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R Kelly vs. CultureIFC (The Independent Film Channel) is calling R. Kelly’s “Trapped In the Closet” the cultural event of the year. In reaction, Comedian Grace White says, "In that case, 2007 is a cultural abyss."

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival's Painful Dick Joke

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Aug 20, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

Edinburgh Fringe Festival's Painful Dick JokeA British dwarf's penis got stuck in a hoover vacuum cleaner attachment. How could this happen? Well, this sketch comedian's act includes a bit where he comes on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his most private part. Unfortunately, the attachment broke just minutes before he went on and had to be repaired with super glue. Looks like it is important to let super glue dry.

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Husband Pulls Over Deputy Wife -- Twice

By: Grace White (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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Husband Pulls Over Deputy Wife -- TwiceAn off-duty Elko Nevada County sheriff's deputy was arrested on charges of driving under the influence after her husband, a fellow deputy, pulled her over twice. The first time she fled; like he wasn't going to see her later, at home.

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