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Tony Lombard
"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."
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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of jokes. It serves as an awakening of the sense of humor for the all-too-serious lawyer. For the law student about to embark on the world of attorney-client relationships, it serves as a training guide by providing an insight into the personalities that clients as humans unavoidably exhibit. Without breaching the secrecy of the attorney-client relationship, this book will lighten up any discussion on law. It turns the tables on lawyer jokes and is a great stocking stuffer or gag gift for the lawyer/law student in the family.
Also available on Amazon.com - "Bring on the Funny: A Businessman's Joke Book" (for only $.49 cents!!!)
and "PG Rated Skits/Parodies for the Stage or Screen" (also for only $.49 cents)
I'm originally from a small town outside Chicago called Cicero. You may have heard it in the national news, it's usually followed by the phrase "mob related" or "racially motivated." The street I lived on was part of the Adopt a Roadway program. My street was adopted by the Tortellini crime family of Chicago. It made for an interesting dynamic, in that we lived on the safest, in terms of unreported crime, and cleanest street in Cicero, but on the other hand, they turned my street into a toll road. It cost me five dollars to go to and from school each day. The house we lived in was designed by Frank Lloyd Rite, spelled R-I-T-E, and it was very unique because it was built in the back of a miniature gold course golf. The 16th hole ran through our kitchen.
Monty Python came out with a DVD of all their TV shows. I bought the record, I bought the tape, I bought the CD, I bought the book, how many versions of the Dead Parrot Sketch do I have to buy before you’re satisfied John Cleese!!!
Performed all over the Washington DC (Wiseacres, Riot Act Comedy Club, DC Improv, Topaz Hotel), Boston (Dick Doherty Comedy Club), Toronto (Yuk Yuks) and Chicago (Comedy Womb, Wacko's, Zanies) areas and an alumni of ImprovOlympic in Chicago (back when Del was still there).
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