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giovanni diviacchi - Comedian (C)

giovanni diviacchi
"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."


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Registered on: 05/05/07
Location: washington, DC
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/giovannid

Biography:

Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of jokes. It serves as an awakening of the sense of humor for the all-too-serious lawyer. For the law student about to embark on the world of attorney-client relationships, it serves as a training guide by providing an insight into the personalities that clients as humans unavoidably exhibit. Without breaching the secrecy of the attorney-client relationship, this book will lighten up any discussion on law. It turns the tables on lawyer jokes and is a great stocking stuffer or gag gift for the lawyer/law student in the family.

Also available on Amazon.com - "Bring on the Funny: A Businessman's Joke Book" (for only $.49 cents!!!)
and "PG Rated Skits/Parodies for the Stage or Screen" (also for only $.49 cents)

I'm originally from a small town outside Chicago called Cicero. You may have heard it in the national news, it's usually followed by the phrase "mob related" or "racially motivated." The street I lived on was part of the Adopt a Roadway program. My street was adopted by the Tortellini crime family of Chicago. It made for an interesting dynamic, in that we lived on the safest, in terms of unreported crime, and cleanest street in Cicero, but on the other hand, they turned my street into a toll road. It cost me five dollars to go to and from school each day. The house we lived in was designed by Frank Lloyd Rite, spelled R-I-T-E, and it was very unique because it was built in the back of a miniature gold course golf. The 16th hole ran through our kitchen.

Monty Python came out with a DVD of all their TV shows. I bought the record, I bought the tape, I bought the CD, I bought the book, how many versions of the Dead Parrot Sketch do I have to buy before you’re satisfied John Cleese!!!

Performed all over the Washington DC (Wiseacres, Riot Act Comedy Club, DC Improv, Topaz Hotel), Boston (Dick Doherty Comedy Club), Toronto (Yuk Yuks) and Chicago (Comedy Womb, Wacko's, Zanies) areas and an alumni of ImprovOlympic in Chicago (back when Del was still there).

http://www.linkedin.com/in/thatsmystory
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The deal is off

Submitted: Jul 3, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Hezbollah has confirmed that the group will hand over two captured Israeli soldiers and information on a missing Israeli airman in exchange for five Lebanese prisoners in Israel. The deal was finalized after a proposed swap for future draft picks with the NY Knicks fell through because New York insisted the deal include Stephon Marbury.

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Italians never forget

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: News  

The Italian city of Florence is planning to revoke the lifetime exile "on pain of death" it imposed seven hundred years ago on Renaissance poet Dante Aleghieri for supporting the wrong political party. Critics argue that posthumously overturning his exile is a stunt to move his body back to Florence as a tourist attraction. Said a critic of the move, "Everyone knows it would take an Italian much longer than 700 years to let go of a grudge."

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no one is safe

Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: News  

Plans for a state-of-the-art camera from a satellite to monitor deforestation in Africa's Congo Basin have been unveiled. The high resolution camera will provide a detailed view of the area's rate of forest cover loss. Any rate that goes above 55 miles an hour will be mailed a speeding ticket.
In addition, signs that read, "speed monitored by satellite" will be posted around the forest.

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pay back

Submitted: Jun 16, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Japanese car manufacturer Honda has begun the first commercial production of a zero-emission, hydrogen fuel-cell powered vehicle. The Japanese will begin dropping them over Detroit this month resulting in the complete financial devastation of the American car company.

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Moving is never easy

Submitted: Jun 11, 2008
Category: News  

The bad news: the deposed king of Nepal got kicked out of his palace in the capital of Kathmandu. The good news: after a careful review of the palace, the new government has decided to return to him his full deposit.

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the cost of law(suits)

Submitted: Jun 9, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

In a 13-hour, 373-page deposition, Clay Bennett, the owner of the Seattle Supersonics, said that his team would lose between $60.9 million-$64.9 million if forced to fulfill the final two years of its lease with the city that ends after the 2009-10 season, or, about $5 million less than it will cost the city of Seattle to continue generating 13-hour, 373-page depositions to execute its lawsuit against Bennett.

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Do I need to take a day off of work?

Submitted: Jun 6, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Crew members have fixed a toilet at the International Space Station with a pump delivered by the space shuttle Discovery, after the union plumber they called said he wouldn't be able to make it there for another week.

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How true

Submitted: Jun 3, 2008
Category: News  

China's tourism body has urged tour operators to stop selling vacations to France in response to the pro-Tibet protesters who disrupted the Paris leg of the Olympic torch relay. When asked about it, a French Ministry official responded that China, "was acting very rude. Instead of engaging with the rest of the world, they are lying down and surrendering. I can respect that."

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Ah, yeah

Submitted: Jun 2, 2008
Category: News  

The government may house disaster victims in trailers this hurricane season as a last resort. Said a FEMA spokesman, "What better way to keep people out of harm's way than to house them in a trailer park during hurricane season."

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Oh yeah?!

Submitted: May 31, 2008
Category: News  

A Canadian privacy group has filed a complaint against Facebook accusing it of violating privacy laws. Facebook responded by deleting the group's fan page.

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