brand of pistachios.

It certainly isn't the first time a young man's acting debut is putting nuts in his mouth. 

 The Prosecutor said, "Prime Minister Berlusconi is a fool for thinking he can use immunity to get his many indiscretions "pasta" the Italian people."

The troops have requested the Erin Andrews video. 

A Contemptible Organization of Radical Nuts.  

I didn't know the Swedish pop music group was so politically active.  

It's no big deal, because TMZ watchers don't know who Maya Angelou is.  

time the Space Shuttle lands at Edwards Air Force Base in California and has to be "piggy-backed" to Cape Canaveral on a 747, the 747 will be filled with a casino junket to Branson, Missouri to help defer the million dollar cost of  transport.

They claim they did not order 20,000 shrimp cocktails.

And they absolutely refuse to pay Randy Quaid's outstanding $10,000 lodging tab. 

But it is brain-dead.   

But further analysis has proven they are footprints from rotund French actor, Gerard Depardieu.