Once I saw my grandparents have sex!
At first, I thought I was looking at a prune fornicating with a raisin. [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

Men who have gone to "Hair Club for Men" have gained a youthful appearance and have increased confidence. However, "Hair Club for Men" warns that their product may not be suitable for the outdoors man!
Several men have been injured while sleeping when raccoons entered their tents and mated with their hairpieces! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

CNN has just made an important announcement! The space shuttle launch has been delayed!
The astronaut captain locked the keys in the shuttle! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

Animals are important because they contribute to a balanced ecosystem!
Also, they taste delicious and make great fur coats. [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

After years of study, researchers at MIT have determined the difference between the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Mike Tyson!
If Mike Tyson starts humping your leg, you let him finish! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

Scientists have made a remarkable discovery! They have combined the DNA of a pit bull with the DNA of a Ku Klux Klan member!
They got a dog for people who want to live in an all-white neighborhood! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

A new Hispanic restaurant has opened, and it’s a fantastic success among the Spanish-speaking community! The owners say that the success due to their "Mexican fortune cookie!"
It’s a folded tortilla with a green card inside! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

George W Bush will have a presidential library after he leaves office. The library will have 20,000 volumes!
This is the largest collection of coloring books the world has ever known! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy joke jokes gag one-liner funny laugh humor crazy hilarious standup stand-up comic silly
Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007

There’s been a major scientific discovery! Researchers at the California Institute of Technology have combined the DNA of an female cannibal with that of a slut!
The result is the very last oral sex that you’ll ever get! [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: standup stand-up joke funny comic hilarious silly humor gag one-liner laugh crazy
Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007

I had sex last night and, if I do say so myself, I was fantastic! I did everything right, and I lasted a long time! Afterwards, my date whispered those three little words - you know...
"Fifty dollars please." [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: standup stand-up joke funny comic hilarious silly humor gag one-liner laugh crazy
Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007

Why me? Why is it always me? I asked this girl if she’d go to bed with me. She said, "Sure, but I want you on the bottom and me on the top." I was overjoyed and trembling with excitement.
Later, I found out she was talking about her bunk beds. [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: standup stand-up joke funny comic hilarious silly humor gag one-liner laugh crazy
Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007

Tennessee has passed a roadkill law that makes it legal for drivers to eat anything that they run over. But those rednecks have gone too far! Too god damn far!
A Chinese restaurant in Nashville, in addition to offering "moo goo gai pan," is now offering "moo goo gai arf-arf." [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: standup stand-up joke funny comic hilarious silly humor gag one-liner laugh crazy
Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007

A woman in the state of Washington makes artistic oil paintings with her breasts. In a related story, Phyllis Diller has been bragging in interviews that she also paints with her breasts and she is the highest paid "breast painter" in the U.S.
She paints the double center lines on highways. [more]

Author: Elmo Nutcase
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: standup stand-up joke funny comic hilarious silly humor gag one-liner laugh crazy
Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007