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Elmo Nutcase
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 Grandparents Sex

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Parents
1208 Jokes  31 Videos

Once I saw my grandparents have sex!
At first, I thought I was looking at a prune fornicating with a raisin.

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 Hairpieces

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Men who have gone to "Hair Club for Men" have gained a youthful appearance and have increased confidence. However, "Hair Club for Men" warns that their product may not be suitable for the outdoors man!
Several men have been injured while sleeping when raccoons entered their tents and mated with their hairpieces!

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 Space Shuttle

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Space
277 Jokes  3 Videos

CNN has just made an important announcement! The space shuttle launch has been delayed!
The astronaut captain locked the keys in the shuttle!

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 Animals Are Important

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Animal
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Animals are important because they contribute to a balanced ecosystem!
Also, they taste delicious and make great fur coats.

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 Mike Tyson

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Mike Tyson
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After years of study, researchers at MIT have determined the difference between the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Mike Tyson!
If Mike Tyson starts humping your leg, you let him finish!

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 New Dog Breed

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Animal
1056 Jokes  34 Videos

Scientists have made a remarkable discovery! They have combined the DNA of a pit bull with the DNA of a Ku Klux Klan member!
They got a dog for people who want to live in an all-white neighborhood!

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 Mexican Fortune Cookie

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Mexico
213 Jokes  12 Videos

A new Hispanic restaurant has opened, and it’s a fantastic success among the Spanish-speaking community! The owners say that the success due to their "Mexican fortune cookie!"
It’s a folded tortilla with a green card inside!

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 George W Bush Library

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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George Bush
653 Jokes  17 Videos

George W Bush will have a presidential library after he leaves office. The library will have 20,000 volumes!
This is the largest collection of coloring books the world has ever known!

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 DNA Discovery

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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California
524 Jokes  18 Videos

There’s been a major scientific discovery! Researchers at the California Institute of Technology have combined the DNA of an female cannibal with that of a slut!
The result is the very last oral sex that you’ll ever get!

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 Those Three Little Words

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

I had sex last night and, if I do say so myself, I was fantastic! I did everything right, and I lasted a long time! Afterwards, my date whispered those three little words - you know...
"Fifty dollars please."

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