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Elmo Nutcase - Comedian (C)

Elmo Nutcase
 "Why me? Why is it always me?"


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Registered on: 03/26/07
Location: Sunnyvale, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/elmonutcase

Biography:

I'm a struggling comedian in the San Francisco Bay area.
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Grandparents Sex

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Once I saw my grandparents have sex!
At first, I thought I was looking at a prune fornicating with a raisin.

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Hairpieces

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Men who have gone to "Hair Club for Men" have gained a youthful appearance and have increased confidence. However, "Hair Club for Men" warns that their product may not be suitable for the outdoors man!
Several men have been injured while sleeping when raccoons entered their tents and mated with their hairpieces!

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Space Shuttle

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

CNN has just made an important announcement! The space shuttle launch has been delayed!
The astronaut captain locked the keys in the shuttle!

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Animals Are Important

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Animals are important because they contribute to a balanced ecosystem!
Also, they taste delicious and make great fur coats.

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Mike Tyson

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

After years of study, researchers at MIT have determined the difference between the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Mike Tyson!
If Mike Tyson starts humping your leg, you let him finish!

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New Dog Breed

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Scientists have made a remarkable discovery! They have combined the DNA of a pit bull with the DNA of a Ku Klux Klan member!
They got a dog for people who want to live in an all-white neighborhood!

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Mexican Fortune Cookie

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

A new Hispanic restaurant has opened, and it’s a fantastic success among the Spanish-speaking community! The owners say that the success due to their "Mexican fortune cookie!"
It’s a folded tortilla with a green card inside!

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George W Bush Library

Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

George W Bush will have a presidential library after he leaves office. The library will have 20,000 volumes!
This is the largest collection of coloring books the world has ever known!

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DNA Discovery

Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

There’s been a major scientific discovery! Researchers at the California Institute of Technology have combined the DNA of an female cannibal with that of a slut!
The result is the very last oral sex that you’ll ever get!

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Those Three Little Words

Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

I had sex last night and, if I do say so myself, I was fantastic! I did everything right, and I lasted a long time! Afterwards, my date whispered those three little words - you know...
"Fifty dollars please."

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