Apparently, the medication is called "sunlight". [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: amy winehouse entertainment music drugs
Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2008

Announcing that his daughter is very ill due to drug use, Amy Winehouse's father called on drug dealers to help her recovery by refusing to supply her with crack cocaine.

Ironically, it worked for a few hours, because the crack dealers were doubled over with laughter and couldn't sell anything. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: amy winehouse crack
Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008

An over-50 women's basketball league has instituted a "no-dunking" rule. This will be added to the list of rules that includes "do not play watchable basketball." [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports basketball wnba
Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008

Poor Rick Perry. First the Texas Governor's mansion nearly burns to the ground, now there are rumors floating around that he's gay.

I'm not saying either way, but I can tell you that no 58-year-old straight guy should have feathered hair. In 2008. Hell, the Disco Era called and is threatening a lawsuit. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: News
Keywords: texas politics gay
Added: Wed, 18 Jun 2008

New "pro-life" pharmacies are opening up, designed to appeal to conservatives. They won't stock any contraceptives, but expect to find plenty of Rush Limbaugh-endorsed Vicodin, along with Mark Foley's favorite water-based lubricant. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: News
Keywords: news politics religion
Added: Mon, 16 Jun 2008

Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was arrested this past weekend for allegedly buying crack cocaine.

According to a police spokesman, she used her one phone call to contact her agent, to whom she stated "See? I can too get arrested in this town." [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: drugs hollywood police blotter
Added: Mon, 2 Jun 2008

Yesterday in Pennsylvania, Bill Clinton was recorded on audio telling a reporter "they [Obama] played the race card on me". Later, he claimed "I never said that".

When confronted again today, Clinton said "I am not Bill Clinton". [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Political
Keywords: politics clinton obama
Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008

A commercial for a Hannah Montana concert was on my TV this morning. I'm looking forward to about fifteen years from now, when Miley Cyrus can sit around arguing with her dad over whose "Where Are They Now" special got higher ratings. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hannah montana billy ray cyrus music tv
Added: Tue, 29 Jan 2008

Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, who described Bill Clinton as the U.S.'s "first black president" a decade ago, has announced her support for Barack Obama.

In other news, Ms. Morrison is the recipient of a successful eye transplant. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Political
Keywords: politics clinton obama
Added: Mon, 28 Jan 2008

A nonprofit group has produced a new report documenting 935 false statements by Bush administration officials leading up to the Iraq war.

The report, titled "No Shit", was handed to a man named Sherlock. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Political
Keywords: bush politics iraq
Added: Fri, 25 Jan 2008

Lindsay Lohan must work two days in a morgue as part of a court-ordered program.

"This'll be a piece of cake," Lohan predicted, "I spend pretty much every weekend surrounded by stiff guys." [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: lindsay lohan
Added: Fri, 18 Jan 2008

A tearful Isaac Hayes muttered something about his love for the late Sonny Bono, and asked the press to be respectful.

...what? Terrell Owens? Dallas Cowboys press conference? Oh. Man, I have got to stop hitting the scotch before noon. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports cowboys romo
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008

TV personality and actor Gary Collins checked into jail Monday to serve a four-day sentence in his drunken driving case.

In other news, TV personality and actor Gary Collins has apparently been alive this whole time. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: celebrities dui
Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008

Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record by performing for 7 straight hours. The club will now change its name to the Twitch & Spaz Nervous Laughter Factory. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: dane cook comedy
Added: Fri, 4 Jan 2008

Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of the hair metal band Quiet Riot, died yesterday at the age of fifty-two.

No cause of death has been reported, but it is speculated that he simply wished to be reunited with his original hair, also long deceased. [more]

Author: Dave Houston
Category: News
Keywords: music metal dubrow deaths hair
Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007