All: I wanted to share a message I got from a "Ricardo Aleman" (obviously an alias from an illegal Guatemalan) concerning "my jokes" on DailyComedy. Here is part:

"Hey Dasher, some people have pointed out to us that many of the jokes you are posting are from other people like late night hosts. Thank you, --Ricardo" 

Well, "Ricardo", if that is your real name and not the one on the green card you bought in the alley behind Paco's Tacos, since I sell my original jokes to three "late night hosts", have a radio show that is heard in 13 cities with over 14 million listeners daily plus write a daily comedy sheet that has over a hundred radio guys as subscribers in the US, Britain and Canada, I don't need to re-post other's jokes when they are actually mine originally.

Had you bothered to ask rather than to accuse, you would have discovered that I sell jokes to several "late night hosts", along with other comedians. When I sell a joke that I have written or post it here...I am still the originator of that joke...no matter who bought it later.

Bottom line: This is the last post I'll make here. I don't need your petty crap, so, c ya!

In a recent poll, 49% of Coloradans think pot should be legalized. The other 51% of Coloradans?

They still think that Ganja is the sacred river of India.  

Sarah Palin has a second book coming out this fall. You know what that means, right?

She still had some crayons left over from writing the first book.

Republican protesters scream that Los Angeles has turned into Mexico North.

The mayor disagreed but said if protesters became violent, citizens should make an emergency call to nueve uno uno. 

"Playboy" is coming out in June with a 3-D centerfold that will also have a few pop-ups.

The 3-D part is new, but, when we were kids reading "Playboy", didn't we have a few pop-ups of our own? 

That Goldman Sachs investigation has turned up a secret linkage with British Petroleum.

They found that before Goldman Sachs screwed investors, BP gave them a lube job.

The producers of "Dancing With The Stars" have a new show in the works featuring an all-gay cast of famous men. The name of the new show?

"Prancing With The Stars" 

Some people say that the way to find the perfect mate is with an online dating service like Match.com. I dunno, though...

That didn't work out so well for John Mccain, did it?

They tried to fix that oil spill in the Gulf by using an oddly-shaped concrete dome. It's said to be the strangest use of that material since John Gotti placed an order for a dozen pair of concrete boots. 

That long-standing "one child per family" rule in China may be over. China says it needs more citizens, thus, more babies.

Things have gotten so bad that Chinese steel mills and coal mines have been forced to hire adults.