Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 

In the wake of Toyota Motor's massive recall of vehicles due to gas pedal problems and faulty brake pads, the car manufacturer has decided to change their slogan from "Moving Forward" to "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way!"

Morning rush hour took an alarming turn Monday as a single-engine plane made an emergency landing on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Neither the pilot nor his passenger, a traffic reporter for Philadelphia media outlets, was injured.

When NJ State Troopers arrived on the scene, they immediately arrested the pilot… because he was black. 

Actor Rip Torn – best known for his roles in Men in Black and Dodgeball – has been released on bail and will enter rehab after his arrest for breaking into a bank in Connecticut while armed with a gun. 

According to court reports, Torn, 78, was allegedly so intoxicated that he believed he was at home and had left his hat and boots by the door.

He was arrested on Friday night after he was found inside the Litchfield Bancorp bank with a loaded revolver.

Torn was charged with burglary, criminal trespass and weapons offenses, but was released on $100,000 bail and ordered to undergo alcohol rehabilitation.

Apparently, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge prison! 

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against sexually transmitted diseases: a 120-foot condom filled with helium that went on display Tuesday at the Palais de la Decouverte in Paris. 

Said one Frenchwoman viewing the display: "It's okay, I guess… But I've seen bigger."

Said one Frenchman also viewing the display: "What's a condom?"

A Hawaiian lawmaker has proposed a new law that would ban the sale of walu fish after receiving numerous complaints from people saying they experienced severe diarrhea after consuming the fish.

As part of the proposed new law, Taco Bell would also be banned from operating in Hawaii. 

A 1930 Ford Model A used by bank robber John Dillinger to evade federal agents sold at auction Saturday for $165,000… effectively doubling Ford Motor Company's earnings for the quarter. 

Canada's second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation has caused the history journal to become snagged in Internet filters and has turned off potential readers.

The new and improved name?

Moose Knuckle. 

NASA has launched an investigation after finding a small amount of cocaine in a restricted area of the processing hangar for the shuttle Discovery.

Personally, I fail to see the problem. As far as I'm concerned, there's no difference between snorting cocaine and taking a ride on one of NASA's space shuttles. Both get you high as hell… and end with you crashing hard. 

Heineken announced plans today to buy the beer operations of Mexico's Fomento Económico Mexicano (Femsa) for about $7.6 billion.

The deal will give Heineken, which brews Amstel and other beers, control of Femsa's key export brands, including Tecate, Sol and Dos Equis.

Looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World will have to learn to speak Dutch… in Russian.