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[Stand Up] In you face, raw stand up from Crazy J

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Levitra Side Effects Adult Comedy

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[Stand Up] Concerning Levitra's Listed Side Effects

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By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2007
Category: Weird

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Porn
198 Jokes 9 Videos

I know the entire Kama Sutra backwards & forwards.

I Have a Pornographic Memory.

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Oprah’s Support

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Dec 8, 2007
Category: Political

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Oprah Winfrey
103 Jokes

Now that Barack Has Oprah’s support
I think he stands a fairly decent chance.

If Oprah can turn the whole world against beef
she should have no problem turning us against white politicians.

BEEF is good!

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Christmas Gifting Ideas

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2007
Category: Weird

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Christmas
198 Jokes 13 Videos

I like to do all my Christmas shopping at the $1. Store
because for me this invokes the true spirit of Christmas.

Because when it comes to cheap gifts
it is truly always better to give than it is to receive.

After all Christmas is all about giving,
& you can just give a whole ton more crap
when you buy it all at a dollar a pop.

Don’t get me wrong though.
It’s not like I’m cheap or anything.

For all those extra special people on my gift giving list
I like to go all out & splurge on a huge gift basket
made from a plastic laundry hamper filled with luxurious necessities
such as a ladle, -- perhaps a hammer, some off-brand shampoo,
plastic wrap, cake mix, & a big bag of oddly flavored corn nuts.

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Mental Challenge

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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Unemployment
118 Jokes 1 Videos

I was recently fired from my job working for a Faith Healer.

Apparently they take it very personally when their employees call in mentally ill.

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Ground Hog Dog

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
Category: Weird

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Animal
1055 Jokes 34 Videos

I think my dog is part Ground Hog.
Because he hogs alot of ground - & -
He’s also afraid of his own shadow.

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Make Like A Turkey - & Get Stuffed !!

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2007
Category: Blogs

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Christmas
198 Jokes 13 Videos

Happy Turkey Day Y'all!
Are y'all thankful today?
I know I am.

Thankful that I only have to eat one meal a year
with my whacked-out ass family!!!
(stole it author anonimos)

Not to be insulting or anything.
Because I consider y'all like family too,

Only without the merciless beatings -
& I can pretty much decide for myself whether or not
I want to communicate with y'all over Christmas & the Holidays & crap.

Don't worry, I'm still coming.
Just make lots of turkey.

Thanks for the Giving! (Hell to the Yeah!)

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Levitra

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 21, 2007
Category: Blogs

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Viagra
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One of the more profound differences between Levitra & Viagra is that Levitra lists among its possible side effects - "Deafness &/or Blindness".

Now, I'm thinking – Ya'know, if you're, like, 70 years old,
& you're banging some broad,

I seriously doubt she's got that much going on in the looks department, especially if you need to take a pill just to get it up.

& even if she is, by some stretch, a looker –
do you really want to have to listen to whatever it is
that she has to say?

What I'm getting at here is that Deafness & Blindness
may well be some pretty desirable possible side effects.

I'm not even sure they should list these as possible side effects.

Perhaps they should add a new category,
Something like – Possible Additional Benefits.

I mean – The broad has had, like, 70 frickin' years
to say whatever it is that she has to get off of her chest.
Isn't that long enough?

Can't we just get down to some Blind Deaf fuckin'?
& allow me to MENTALLY listen to whatever it is
Angilina Jolie has to say about the whole matter?

Because I think it was something like
"Oh yeah Daddy! – It's so big!! –"
Which is cool, ya'know, as long as it's HER
who's the one saying it.

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Simulated Sex on the Beach

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2007
Category: Blogs

What’s the big draw with people having sex on the beach?

Because, ya’know, nothing’s quite so sexy
as having wet sloppy intercourse
on a nice, uneven, abrasive surface
while covered head-to-toe in dried-on, polluted salt water!

Sometimes when I can’t make it to the beach
I like to just pour salt all over myself,
& then roll around in the gutter,
then whip out some good ole’ 70 grit sand-paper,
& masturbate with it.

Just to - kind of - simulate the whole experience.

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One Mil-l-ion Dollars - HA HA HA !!!

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2007
Category: Political

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George Bush
652 Jokes 17 Videos

Seemingly discontented with mere world domination, G.W. Bush recently launched his own new video gaming line.

--- PRESIDENT EVIL !!!!! ---

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Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton - Broccoli in '08

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 15, 2007
Category: Political

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Hillary Clinton
252 Jokes 11 Videos

If Barack wins the nomination he should immediately name Hillary as his running mate. That way they can run under the slogan
“BARACK-ARLY in ‘08”

They should stand a decent chance too.
We elected Bush twice & he’s basically a vegetable.

Actually he’s more like a shrub, so a vegetable would be a step up.

At least Broccoli would be palatable.

It’d make a nice parting jab at Bush too,
kind of like a final FUCK YOU & the father you rode in on.

(Give me a 4 on this one & I’ll kick y’alls ass! Jus’ Playin’ - PLEASE RATE)

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