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Greta give me back my glove

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2010
Category: News  

The Salvation Army is a Fraud, Greta Van Susteren has all my old suits!


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Jersey BP

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 16, 2010
Category: Weird  
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BP

269 Jokes  1 Videos

OK really.... can we just get whoever cleans the beach after the Jersey Shore cast takes a swim to clean the Gulf?


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BP and the World Cup

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

BP

269 Jokes  1 Videos

England Goalkeeper Robert Green, who allowed the US tying goal to slip through his fingers, has been offered the position of Director of Containment by BP CEO Tony Hayward.

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Wendy's Racy Kids Meals

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 13, 2010
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

3293 Jokes  75 Videos

Racy lyrics lead Wendy's to pull the Disco Fever CD from kid meals. Apparently the words “too horny” in Donna Summer's song "Last Dance." caused the suspension. New CD's are being created now and keeping in line with the nutritional make-up of the Wendy's menu, “Last Dance” will be replaced with Queen's “Fat Bottomed Girls”

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The Flying Nuns

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 10, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Weed

307 Jokes  24 Videos

The Flying Nuns

Today a marijuana plantation was discovered in a Ugandan convent. Over an acre of pot was found in the convent gardens. There was a scuffle between police and two of the nuns when police tried to relieve them of their bags of Giant Cheese Puffs and Oreos. One nun claimed the marijuana was for the treatment of farm animals specifically pigs giving an entirely new definition to “pot bellied” and "bad habits"

 


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World Cup Criminals

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 10, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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World Cup

506 Jokes  42 Videos

The South African ministry of justice has set up 56 courts and designated 256 prosecutors and advocates to administer "speed trials" during the World Cup reaffirming the fact that this is indeed the only sport where the fans are tougher than the players.

 


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EX Ebay CEO Wins California Bid

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2010
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Election

582 Jokes  20 Videos

Meg Whitman former head of Ebay has won the GOP bid and will face Jerry Brown in the California gubernatorial election. As a result there is only 7 hours left to bid on San Diego or Mexico can  "Buy it Now"


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Apple Computer Owners

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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486 Jokes  15 Videos

A study just released from UC Berkley shows that while Apple computers are not susceptible to viruses; Apple computer owners are actually responsible for over 85% of all STD's

 


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4 year old drinks beer at baseball game

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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4 year old drinks beer at baseball game

A 4 year old boy was caught on video drinking beer at a Phillies game.

John Daly could not be reached for comment on his son's behavior


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Rush marries into Adams Family

By: David C Jordan (C)
Submitted: Jun 6, 2010
Category: News  
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Rush Limbaugh

110 Jokes

Rush Limbaugh married Kathryn Rogers over the weekend. Ms. Rogers is in fact a direct descendant of John Adams, the second President of our great United States. Mr. Limbaugh who crafted the vows himself asked Ms. Rogers to simply recite the closing of her famous descendant's inaugural address, before placing the ring on his finger.

"And may that Being who is supreme over all, the Patron of Order, the Fountain of Justice, and the Protector in all ages of the world of virtuous liberty, continue His blessing upon this nation and its Government and give it all possible success and duration consistent with the ends of His providence."


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