The Salvation Army is a Fraud, Greta Van Susteren has all my old suits!

OK really.... can we just get whoever cleans the beach after the Jersey Shore cast takes a swim to clean the Gulf?

Today a marijuana plantation was discovered in a Ugandan convent. Over an acre of pot was found in the convent gardens. There was a scuffle between police and two of the nuns when police tried to relieve them of their bags of Giant Cheese Puffs and Oreos. One nun claimed the marijuana was for the treatment of farm animals specifically pigs giving an entirely new definition to “pot bellied” and "bad habits"

The South African ministry of justice has set up 56 courts and designated 256 prosecutors and advocates to administer "speed trials" during the World Cup reaffirming the fact that this is indeed the only sport where the fans are tougher than the players.

Meg Whitman former head of Ebay has won the GOP bid and will face Jerry Brown in the California gubernatorial election. As a result there is only 7 hours left to bid on San Diego or Mexico can  "Buy it Now"

A study just released from UC Berkley shows that while Apple computers are not susceptible to viruses; Apple computer owners are actually responsible for over 85% of all STD's

A 4 year old boy was caught on video drinking beer at a Phillies game.

John Daly could not be reached for comment on his son's behavior

Rush Limbaugh married Kathryn Rogers over the weekend. Ms. Rogers is in fact a direct descendant of John Adams, the second President of our great United States. Mr. Limbaugh who crafted the vows himself asked Ms. Rogers to simply recite the closing of her famous descendant's inaugural address, before placing the ring on his finger.

"And may that Being who is supreme over all, the Patron of Order, the Fountain of Justice, and the Protector in all ages of the world of virtuous liberty, continue His blessing upon this nation and its Government and give it all possible success and duration consistent with the ends of His providence."