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bob hedges
 "Laughing makes life's big problems seem small. Try it!"


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Registered on: 09/27/07
Location: deerfield beach, FL
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/bobhedges

Biography:

I just spent 40 years as a white-collar migrant worker.

I think I'll try being a stand up comic. I don't see how I can lose. If I make a fool of myself, the worst thing that could happen is that they laugh at me. So, I can't lose.

Who would like to employ a white-collar migrant worker as a stand up comic. Call or write.
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tough school

Submitted: Sep 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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School
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My kid’s high school is really tough. It is so tough that they don't have recess. Instead, they have "cease fire". If you make it to graduation, your life insurance pays off. The most active service club is the Red Cross. Flies come to the cafeteria to commit suicide. The football team won the divisional championship by default. No one was brave enough to play them. If you go into the military after graduation, you immediately go in as a combat instructor. If you see a major crime happen at school, and refuse to talk, you are admitted to the honors club. Going out for a walk for your health at lunch time normally ends up as a run for your life. You don’t have to play an instrument to be in the band. It is acappella. They teach the 3 R's: reading, writing and rapping. Things are improving at the school. Most of the tattoos are spelled right. While school uniforms are not required, body armor is recommended.

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